{"id":1735,"date":"2009-08-10T06:57:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T12:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2009-08-10T06:57:32","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T12:57:32","slug":"x-box-signed-by-sarah-palin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/10\/x-box-signed-by-sarah-palin\/","title":{"rendered":"X-Box Signed By Sarah Palin&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goes for $1 million dollars&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/xboxsig_270.jpg\" alt=\"xboxsig_270.jpg\" height=\"176\" width=\"274\" \/>(Wow, that ruined it)<\/p>\n<p>The only purchaser dumb enough to pay that price must be&#8230;Sarah Palin&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/palinxbox_300.jpg\" alt=\"palinxbox_300.jpg\" height=\"180\" width=\"277\" \/>(Your name on it sorta ruined it)<\/p>\n<p>She said, &#8220;Well golly, I just figured I should spend some of my book money on something sorta valuable you know, and nuthin&#8217;s more valuable than me!&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The person now turning around and selling it stated on the listing &#8220;you can own this 60GB, perfect-condition, one-of-a-kind item before her expected run for president of the United States of America in 2012.&#8221; How hilarious when she doesn&#8217;t run&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now douchey is stuck with an expensive paper weight that plays games&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nTwitter, A New Way To Break Up<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only a matter of time before couples will breaking up on Twitter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/3598315388_74495b64d8.jpg\" alt=\"3598315388_74495b64d8.jpg\" height=\"62\" width=\"276\" \/>(So true, SO trueeeeeeeeeeee)<\/p>\n<p>The sad part, still no one will care&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>If I have to read one more self indulgent post, especially from myself, about how I&#8217;m chopping baby carrots in the nude or taking a shit, I&#8217;ll loose it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goes for $1 million dollars&#8230; (Wow, that ruined it) The only purchaser dumb enough to pay that price must be&#8230;Sarah Palin&#8230;. (Your name on it sorta ruined it) She said, &#8220;Well golly, I just figured I should spend some of my book money on something sorta valuable you know, and nuthin&#8217;s more valuable than me!&#8221;&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}