{"id":17300,"date":"2016-02-19T13:33:25","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T19:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17300"},"modified":"2016-02-19T13:35:27","modified_gmt":"2016-02-19T19:35:27","slug":"why-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/19\/why-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Do&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Birds suddenly appear, when you<\/p>\n<p>read my blog?!? Why do dogs eat<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17301\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Very-funny-300x298.png\" alt=\"Very funny!\" width=\"311\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Very-funny-300x298.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Very-funny-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Very-funny.png 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/>(No SHIT!)<\/p>\n<p>their own throw up?? Why do we<\/p>\n<p>pretend to check our phone when<\/p>\n<p>we totally know nothing is there?!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some Other Fun Why Do&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<p>-We fart then blame the dog?<br \/>\n-Babies get us to talk so stupid?<br \/>\n-Toupee guys think we can&#8217;t tell?<br \/>\n-Any people drink Mountain Dew?<br \/>\n-Bad drivers never hit other cars?<br \/>\n-Us idiots ask pets there names?<br \/>\n-The loud Fascists suck so hard?<\/p>\n<p>Now, go make up your own today<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: &#8220;To Kill A Mocking Bird&#8217;s&#8221;<br \/>\nHarper Lee <a href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/harper-lee-kill-mockingbird-author-161921474.html\">Died<\/a> At 89. Thank U<br \/>\nFor Contributing Your Art To Us<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1388906154\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Birds suddenly appear, when you read my blog?!? Why do dogs eat (No SHIT!) their own throw up?? Why do we pretend to check our phone when we totally know nothing is there?! Here&#8217;s some Other Fun Why Do&#8217;s: -We fart then blame the dog? -Babies get us to talk so stupid? -Toupee guys think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}