{"id":17208,"date":"2016-02-08T17:37:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T23:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17208"},"modified":"2016-02-08T17:40:29","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T23:40:29","slug":"master-debaters-ahoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/08\/master-debaters-ahoy\/","title":{"rendered":"Master Debaters Ahoy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, if You’re Marco “Talking Point<\/p>\n

Coma” Rubio, you didn’t have a fun<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Screen-Shot-2016-02-07-at-10.04.19-AM\"(“Sit down kid”)<\/p>\n

weekend. See, this FuckO got utterly<\/p>\n

Bitchslapped by Chris “Fats” Christie<\/p>\n

Jeb Bush looks like a drunk trying to<\/p>\n

maintain his “balance” trying to open<\/p>\n

his front door before badly fallin over<\/p>\n

He just did an Ad<\/a> with his Brother W.<\/p>\n

Bush (does the Holy Shit head shake)<\/p>\n

These pricks have no sense of shame,<\/p>\n

history, reality or ability to fully grasp<\/p>\n

the American experience of their fuck<\/p>\n

ups. They’re like big limitless Fuck up<\/p>\n

\"christie-jaccuse\"(Go get my shine box!)<\/p>\n

Machines ‘Cranking’ Out New Product<\/p>\n

every second. Cruz Stumbled badly so<\/p>\n

many times. The winners were Trump<\/p>\n

and Christie. New Hampshire Tells US<\/p>\n

Trump by 16 points<\/a>. That IS A Simple<\/p>\n

Fact. Looks Like: Trump, and Sanders<\/p>\n

NOTE: Bronco’s Won Baby! Nice Win
\nBut One UGLY Game With Turnovers<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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