{"id":1717,"date":"2009-08-05T10:23:56","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T16:23:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2009-08-05T10:23:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T16:23:56","slug":"bill-frees-us-journalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/05\/bill-frees-us-journalists\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Frees US Journalists…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Then has sex with them!<\/p>\n

Bill wishes…but seriously, he really tried super hard to bone them both…<\/p>\n

\"journailsts-talking.jpg\"(Laura Ling does slam poetry)<\/p>\n

North Korean leader Kim Jong Il<\/span> issued a “special pardon” freeing two jailed American journalists after talks with former U.S. President Bill Clinton<\/span>…<\/p>\n

\"clinton-gore.jpg\"(Hump me eyes)<\/p>\n

Then he took off his shirt, flexed, and said, “Check out my sweet ass guns bitch!”…<\/p>\n

\"kim-jong-il.jpg\"(“Who da mang? I da mang!”)<\/p>\n

Bill had to keep a straight face, or risk not coming home with the girls…<\/p>\n

Many people remember when Jimmy Carter met with Kim Jong’s father I’msorta Il…<\/p>\n

*Insert rim shot mixed with long groan here*<\/p>\n

Townhall Tantrums!<\/strong><\/p>\n

In townhalls all over America, we have “birther like” nutjobs shouting people down…<\/p>\n

Click me<\/a><\/p>\n

Is it rational? Nope. Helping the GOP? Nope. Their sole purpose? “Delay” then “kill” healthcare reform. Their entire attitude kind of reminds me of this guy…<\/p>\n

\"queer-moron.jpg\"(This is how Hybrids are made)<\/p>\n

We need to fix healthcare fidiots. Americans accept this. How we do it is up for debate. However, “let’s not do anything” isn’t an option on the table.<\/p>\n

Everyone agrees on that…<\/p>\n

It’s gotten so bad, that potical lobbying firms like Americans For Prosperity and Freedom Works are busing people around, and writing talking point instructions<\/a> like “Artifically inflate your numbers”, “Be disruptive early and often”, and “Try to ‘rattle them’, not have an ‘intelligent debate”. Wow, that’s just super classy…<\/p>\n

\"moron.jpg\"(We need this guy at events)<\/p>\n

Great, now the fringe neo-cons are British soccer hooligans…<\/p>\n

I guess when you don’t have answers, you start making shit up…sort of like the National Enquirer, so look for Elvis being pregnant with Obama’s baby soon…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Then has sex with them! Bill wishes…but seriously, he really tried super hard to bone them both… (Laura Ling does slam poetry) North Korean leader Kim Jong Il issued a “special pardon” freeing two jailed American journalists after talks with former U.S. President Bill Clinton… (Hump me eyes) Then he took off his shirt, flexed, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}