{"id":17086,"date":"2016-01-21T12:38:06","date_gmt":"2016-01-21T18:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17086"},"modified":"2016-01-21T12:39:20","modified_gmt":"2016-01-21T18:39:20","slug":"diarrhea-mouth-gibberish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/21\/diarrhea-mouth-gibberish\/","title":{"rendered":"Diarrhea Mouth Gibberish&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That is just Palin&#8217;s calling card these days<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;d be nice if she&#8217;d just speak any English<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17087\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Garbage-Palin-funny-266x300.jpg\" alt=\"Garbage Palin funny\" width=\"309\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Garbage-Palin-funny-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Garbage-Palin-funny.jpg 432w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/>(Sadly true)<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, she can&#8217;t; it&#8217;s really just more of the<\/p>\n<p>ignorant jingostic boastful Appalachian or<\/p>\n<p>her loony pointless non-sequiter gibberish<\/p>\n<p>Or in this case, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kyleblaine\/so-uh-heres-the-full-text-of-sarah-palins-bizarre-trump-spee#.bakBG0QlV\">both<\/a>. Try to comprehend it<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He knows the main thing, &amp; he knows how<br \/>\nto lead the charge. So troops, hang in there,<br \/>\nbecause help\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on the way because he better<br \/>\nthan anyone isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t he known for being able to<br \/>\ncommand, fire! Are u ready 4 a commander<br \/>\n-in-chief, u ready for a commander-in-chief<br \/>\nwho&#8217;ll let our warriors do their job &amp; go kick<br \/>\nISIS ass? Ready for someone who will secure<br \/>\nour &#8220;borders&#8221;, to secure our jobs, &amp; to secure<br \/>\nour homes?!?! Ready to make America great<br \/>\nagain, are you ready to stump for Trump?!?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And it keeps going on with this insane gem<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We know who you all are today, in that, it<br \/>\nseems like old Crony Politics as usual, with<br \/>\nthe Trash Man taking out more than Trash,<br \/>\nbut your tax money for a dime. Trump isn&#8217;t<br \/>\nlike that. He&#8217;s the Man with the Plan for us<br \/>\nall. All us two-time, Double Barreled, truck<br \/>\nloving, Heartlanders who are America. And<br \/>\nhe won&#8217;t stop there, oh no, not He, with the<br \/>\nbest Vision to &#8220;Make America Great Again&#8221;<br \/>\nshowin&#8217; all his Private force as that guiding<br \/>\nlight of resolve. Constitution is king for him<br \/>\nand us, as we journey up the new mountain&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And, yet more silliness from the nut mouth<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17088\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-endorses-trump-cartoon-beeler-300x212.jpg\" alt=\"palin-endorses-trump-cartoon-beeler\" width=\"310\" height=\"219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-endorses-trump-cartoon-beeler-300x212.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/palin-endorses-trump-cartoon-beeler.jpg 495w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/>(Truth!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He is a Multi-Billionaire. Not that there is<br \/>\nanything wrong with that. But, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s amazing,<br \/>\nhe is not Elitist at all. Oh, I just hope u guys<br \/>\nget to Know Him more, &amp; more as a person,<br \/>\nand a &#8220;Family man&#8221;. What he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been able to<br \/>\naccomplish, with his um it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kinda this quiet<br \/>\ngenerosity. Yeah maybe his largess kind of I<br \/>\ndon\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know some would say, gets in The way<br \/>\nof that quiet generosity &amp; uh his compassion<br \/>\nbut if u know him as a person, &amp; you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get to<br \/>\nknow him more n more, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have respect&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now, one of those 3 isn&#8217;t real. Try to guess<\/p>\n<p>which one. Good luck. Psssssssssst it&#8217;s #2<\/p>\n<p>But be honest with Yourself. It was harder<\/p>\n<p>than it should be, &amp; most guessed it wrong<\/p>\n<p>American Citizens, will look Back on these<\/p>\n<p>Loony Moments as the worst to ever Occur<\/p>\n<p>in modern political society. It&#8217;ll be Called a<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17089\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Palin-idiot-extreme-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Palin idiot extreme\" width=\"305\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Palin-idiot-extreme-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Palin-idiot-extreme.jpg 990w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 305px) 100vw, 305px\" \/>(Moron Bigot Twins)<\/p>\n<p>Fecal flinging diarrhea Vortex Of Ignorance<\/p>\n<p>Great for comedy but horrific for all society<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: The Bills Just <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/blogs\/nfl-shutdown-corner\/bills-announce-hiring-of-full-time-female-assistant-coach-022721314.html\">Signed<\/a> The 1st Female<br \/>\nAssistant Coach. So Good, Hope She&#8217;s Great<br \/>\nNOTE II: A Mom At A Gas Station <a href=\"https:\/\/gma.yahoo.com\/mom-fights-off-armed-carjackers-florida-gas-station-200257004--abc-news-topstories.html#\">Stops<\/a> Two<br \/>\n&#8220;Car Jackers&#8221; With Kids In Back Seat. NOICE<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That is just Palin&#8217;s calling card these days It&#8217;d be nice if she&#8217;d just speak any English (Sadly true) Sadly, she can&#8217;t; it&#8217;s really just more of the ignorant jingostic boastful Appalachian or her loony pointless non-sequiter gibberish Or in this case, both. Try to comprehend it &#8220;He knows the main thing, &amp; he knows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17086"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17092,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17086\/revisions\/17092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}