{"id":17056,"date":"2016-01-15T16:41:28","date_gmt":"2016-01-15T22:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17056"},"modified":"2016-01-15T16:42:32","modified_gmt":"2016-01-15T22:42:32","slug":"its-so-cold-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/15\/its-so-cold-out\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s So Cold Out&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I farted a snowflake. Go ahead, &amp; make<\/p>\n<p>your own cool funny one up. Here are 2<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-17057\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/snowman-farting-300x142.png\" alt=\"snowman-farting\" width=\"300\" height=\"142\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/snowman-farting-300x142.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/snowman-farting.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>(How snow&#8217;s made)<\/p>\n<p>others to help you get started. It is Soo<\/p>\n<p>cold out, I saw two penguins smoking &amp;<\/p>\n<p>bitching all about How Cold it is Outside<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so cold I can really see through time<\/p>\n<p>Now go have a funcrazy weekend youall<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I farted a snowflake. Go ahead, &amp; make your own cool funny one up. Here are 2 (How snow&#8217;s made) others to help you get started. It is Soo cold out, I saw two penguins smoking &amp; bitching all about How Cold it is Outside It&#8217;s so cold I can really see through time Now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17056"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17056"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17061,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17056\/revisions\/17061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}