{"id":17037,"date":"2016-01-14T13:27:23","date_gmt":"2016-01-14T19:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=17037"},"modified":"2016-01-14T16:19:28","modified_gmt":"2016-01-14T22:19:28","slug":"oregone-chelsea-debatley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2016\/01\/14\/oregone-chelsea-debatley\/","title":{"rendered":"OreGONE &#038; Chelsea Debatley&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems the Militia of Morons doesn&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>understand what it really Means to be<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17038\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/oregon-militia-300x226.jpg\" alt=\"oregon-militia\" width=\"312\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/oregon-militia-300x226.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/oregon-militia.jpg 750w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/>(Derp!)<\/p>\n<p>Anti-Government. See, they&#8217;re getting<\/p>\n<p>the MAIL. Who Do they Think Delivers<\/p>\n<p>THAT?!?! The Mail Fairy? Pssssssssssst<\/p>\n<p>the US Government gives you the mail<\/p>\n<p>You &#8220;Morons&#8221; can&#8217;t even stay Logically<\/p>\n<p>consistent if your Lives Depended on it<\/p>\n<p>And in this case, sadly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2016\/jan\/11\/oregon-militia-protesters-ammon-bundy-malheur-wildlife-refuge\">they do<\/a>. I don&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>want This is End Violently, I Hope that<\/p>\n<p>it really doesn&#8217;t. But there Will be Such<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17039\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Oregon-Militia-idiot-300x180.jpg\" alt=\"Oregon Militia idiot\" width=\"308\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Oregon-Militia-idiot-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Oregon-Militia-idiot-1024x614.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Oregon-Militia-idiot.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a moron!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>SERIOUS Consequences For This Bull<\/p>\n<p>shit terrorism! Period. If Armed Folks<\/p>\n<p>can take over federal buildin&#8217;s with no<\/p>\n<p>Consequences that is Unacceptable to<\/p>\n<p>all American citizens. Tick tock, tickity<\/p>\n<p>Playing armed dress up isn&#8217;t a Fucking<\/p>\n<p>game. They have broken the law &amp; it&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>gravely serious shit. Their game&#8217;s over<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hiliary Is Worried&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You can book that. She&#8217;s so scared now<\/p>\n<p>she threw her daughter against the wall<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17040\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Chelsa-Clinton-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Chelsa Clinton\" width=\"311\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Chelsa-Clinton-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Chelsa-Clinton.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/>(Sick em!)<\/p>\n<p>to see what would stick. It was like just<\/p>\n<p>throwing a Glass of water. It &#8220;Dribbled&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>down that wall&#8230;simply making a mess<\/p>\n<p>Chelsea Clinton <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/entry\/chelsea-clinton-bernie-sanders-single-payer_56956c06e4b05b3245dad15a\">decided<\/a> to try to weigh<\/p>\n<p>in against Bernie Sanders on facts, and<\/p>\n<p>reality about his &#8216;Single Payer Medical&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>plan. Wait, did I say &#8220;Weigh in?&#8221;. I just<\/p>\n<p>really meant &#8216;Attack&#8217;. And it &#8220;factually&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>didn&#8217;t work. Watch it all Go down <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=vLpudbQSQ8c\">Here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>She flopped hard. Her entire Argument<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-17041\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Clinton-spewing-bullshit-300x163.jpeg\" alt=\"Chelsea Clinton\" width=\"309\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Clinton-spewing-bullshit-300x163.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Clinton-spewing-bullshit.jpeg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/>(Bullshit Factory)<\/p>\n<p>was &#8220;Obamacare&#8217;s better than a Single<\/p>\n<p>Payer plan&#8221;. Wait, WHAT?!? The entire<\/p>\n<p>purpose of ACA was a &#8220;pathway&#8221; to get<\/p>\n<p>us to Single Payer. It&#8217;s a Straw Man of<\/p>\n<p>Sanders policy. But then again, she&#8217;s a<\/p>\n<p>Clinton. Lying&#8217;s Like Breathing to them<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: HOLY SHIT <a href=\"http:\/\/time.com\/4181383\/donald-trump-usa-freedom-kids\/\">This<\/a> Is THE MOST<br \/>\nDisgusting Thing I&#8217;ve Ever Witnessed<br \/>\nSmall Nazi Eichmanns All Dressed Up<br \/>\nLil Girls Singin&#8217; About Generic Bullshit<br \/>\nNOTE II: <a href=\"https:\/\/gma.yahoo.com\/alan-rickman-daniel-radcliffe-pens-touching-essay-actors-160419441--abc-news-celebrities.html\">RIP Allan Rickman<\/a> Aka Hans<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-878607165\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems the Militia of Morons doesn&#8217;t understand what it really Means to be (Derp!) Anti-Government. See, they&#8217;re getting the MAIL. Who Do they Think Delivers THAT?!?! The Mail Fairy? Pssssssssssst the US Government gives you the mail You &#8220;Morons&#8221; can&#8217;t even stay Logically consistent if your Lives Depended on it And in this case, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17037"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17037\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}