{"id":1698,"date":"2009-08-01T12:02:01","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T18:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2009-08-01T12:02:01","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T18:02:01","slug":"phelps-shts-in-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/01\/phelps-shts-in-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Phelps Sh#ts In Pool&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During an important rematch this weekend, super star Olympic swimmer Phelps&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Totally crapped in the pool while breaking the world record in the 100 butterfly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/phelps-poop-pumps-fist.jpg\" alt=\"phelps-poop-pumps-fist.jpg\" height=\"357\" width=\"269\" \/>(Proud of squeezing one out)<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s better, then all the gold medal&#8217;s in the world. I feel 2.3 lbs lighter!&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>He went on to say, &#8220;The good thing is I don&#8217;t have to clean it up either&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Luckily they found someone to handle the duties after draining the pool&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/baby-ruth-pool.jpg\" alt=\"baby-ruth-pool.jpg\" \/>(Ewwwwwwwwwwwww)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m honestly convinced I&#8217;m still 9 years old&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During an important rematch this weekend, super star Olympic swimmer Phelps&#8230; Totally crapped in the pool while breaking the world record in the 100 butterfly&#8230; (Proud of squeezing one out) He said, &#8220;It&#8217;s better, then all the gold medal&#8217;s in the world. I feel 2.3 lbs lighter!&#8221;&#8230; He went on to say, &#8220;The good thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}