{"id":16733,"date":"2015-11-13T16:29:50","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T22:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=16733"},"modified":"2015-11-13T16:29:50","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T22:29:50","slug":"what-can-puppets-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/11\/13\/what-can-puppets-do\/","title":{"rendered":"What Can Puppets Do&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That we human beings can&#8217;t? Hey now,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-16734\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Funny-puppet-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"Funny puppet\" width=\"313\" height=\"237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Funny-puppet-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Funny-puppet.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/>(&#8220;I sock!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>that&#8217;s a pretty good question. They can:<\/p>\n<p>-Have Sex in Public<br \/>\n-Cheat in Texas Hold Em<br \/>\n-Rip a fart in Church<br \/>\n-Scratch their crotches<br \/>\n-Eat a bucket of rotten shrimp<br \/>\n-Thoughtfully cry on command<br \/>\n-A black puppet hail a taxi cab<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Sadly, or Gladly we &#8216;Humans&#8217; can&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>do that stuff. Well, just don&#8217;t get caught<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That we human beings can&#8217;t? Hey now, (&#8220;I sock!&#8221;) that&#8217;s a pretty good question. They can: -Have Sex in Public -Cheat in Texas Hold Em -Rip a fart in Church -Scratch their crotches -Eat a bucket of rotten shrimp -Thoughtfully cry on command -A black puppet hail a taxi cab Yes, Sadly, or Gladly we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16735,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16733\/revisions\/16735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}