{"id":16680,"date":"2015-11-06T18:13:58","date_gmt":"2015-11-07T00:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=16680"},"modified":"2015-11-06T18:14:31","modified_gmt":"2015-11-07T00:14:31","slug":"gandolf-has-a-staff-infection-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/11\/06\/gandolf-has-a-staff-infection-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Gandolf Has A \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Staff Infection\u00e2\u20ac\u009d?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After watching 3 LOTR\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yesterday night I realized<\/p>\n<p>All those Movies could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been just One Hour each<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6315\" title=\"Gandalf the white in Fangorn\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-the-white-in-Fangorn.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"317\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-the-white-in-Fangorn.jpg 652w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-the-white-in-Fangorn-300x261.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/>(Check out my stick!)<\/p>\n<p>Why? Cut all the fucking strained close ups of Frodo<\/p>\n<p>Then Sam, then Frodo, Gandolf and then Sam again<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-6316\" title=\"Frodo look\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look.jpg 426w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 125px) 100vw, 125px\" \/> then <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-6317\" title=\"Sam Gamgee CU\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Sam-Gamgee-CU.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"94\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Sam-Gamgee-CU.jpg 252w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Sam-Gamgee-CU-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 94px) 100vw, 94px\" \/> then <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-6318\" title=\"Frodo look\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"124\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look1.jpg 426w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Frodo-look1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 124px) 100vw, 124px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Gez, silly shit never ended. Battle scenes were cool<\/p>\n<p>Talk about gay Overtones?! Wow, all over the place<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6319\" title=\"Gandalf smoke\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-smoke.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"368\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-smoke.gif 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Gandalf-smoke-257x300.gif 257w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Middle Earth Cronic)<\/p>\n<p>Fuckin hobbit was named Merry. Merry for shit sake<\/p>\n<p>And all &#8220;Rolling around in the bed&#8221; at the end?! Odd<\/p>\n<p>Monday: Keystone XL Pipeline Is <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/ap-sources-obama-administration-nixes-keystone-xl-pipeline-160930718--finance.html#\">TOAST<\/a>, Scrapped!<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After watching 3 LOTR\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yesterday night I realized All those Movies could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been just One Hour each (Check out my stick!) Why? Cut all the fucking strained close ups of Frodo Then Sam, then Frodo, Gandolf and then Sam again then then Gez, silly shit never ended. Battle scenes were cool Talk about gay Overtones?! 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