{"id":1660,"date":"2009-07-25T10:44:25","date_gmt":"2009-07-25T16:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1660"},"modified":"2009-07-25T10:44:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T16:44:25","slug":"rock-paper-scissors-could","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/25\/rock-paper-scissors-could\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock, Paper, Scissors Could…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Solve all the world’s problems…<\/p>\n

\"rock-paper-scissors-showdown.jpg\"(2nd? Wow…)<\/p>\n

Think of it, now when North Korea calls Hillary “a funny lady<\/span><\/a>” who “looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping”, RPS mops that shit up right away. In fairness, Hillary called North Korea “small children” and “unruly teenagers”, so a RPS would of sprung out of that one too…<\/p>\n

\"rock-paper-scissors.jpg\"(Hand-to-hand combat)<\/p>\n

If we were in the parking lot of the Aurora, IL. McDonald’s, it’s a Cat Fight<\/em> for sure!<\/p>\n

That’s why RPS is the way to go. Sure it’s not as fun because it lacks the hair-pulling, screaming, and over all cheapshots of a good ol’ fashioned cat fight…<\/p>\n

\"exec-woman-catfight.jpg\"(Pull up a chair)<\/p>\n

But with RPS you have a clear winner…not two messed up girls. Besides, everyone always leads with “rock”. It’s science fact. My suggestion, start off with paper…<\/p>\n

Soon the entire floor of the UN will be RPS’ing to solve problems. You just wait…
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\nDid You Know…<\/strong><\/p>\n

My brother met Angelina “My lips are like suction cups” Jolie? For realz…<\/p>\n

\"dan-and-angelina-jolie.jpg\"(Psst…the horse isn’t real)<\/p>\n

She even showed he and his men how to “bend bullets” Wanted Style<\/em>…<\/p>\n

Then quickly adopted 82 black babies, taught people to fly, and cured cancer…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Solve all the world’s problems… (2nd? Wow…) Think of it, now when North Korea calls Hillary “a funny lady” who “looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping”, RPS mops that shit up right away. In fairness, Hillary called North Korea “small children” and “unruly teenagers”, so a RPS would of sprung […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}