{"id":16435,"date":"2015-10-12T14:25:49","date_gmt":"2015-10-12T20:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=16435"},"modified":"2015-10-12T14:42:22","modified_gmt":"2015-10-12T20:42:22","slug":"columbus-day-schumbus-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/12\/columbus-day-schumbus-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Columbus Day, Schumbus Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did I get the day off today? Nope. Did my<\/p>\n<p>best half Sonja?! Ahhh nope. But honestly<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-16436\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Columbus-day-ammo-sale-300x157.jpg\" alt=\"Columbus day ammo sale\" width=\"304\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Columbus-day-ammo-sale-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Columbus-day-ammo-sale-1024x537.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Columbus-day-ammo-sale.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 304px) 100vw, 304px\" \/>(Sadly, a real ad)<\/p>\n<p>not complaining it&#8217;s great to have a J-O-B<\/p>\n<p>What if Columbus totally got lost, &amp; sailed<\/p>\n<p>way too far south to Discover Antarctica?!<\/p>\n<p>Bet he&#8217;s not remotely as popular&#8230;&#8230;unless<\/p>\n<p>you were eskimos, polar bears or invented<\/p>\n<p>the snow suit. Then he&#8217;d be the Dogs Balls<\/p>\n<p><em>But<\/em> we wouldn&#8217;t get a day off&#8230;so fuck that<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: The Chicago Bears WON&#8230;..AGAIN<br \/>\nLet That Sink In. We Really Stink But Got<br \/>\nAnother Big Win In KC. Oh &amp; Go Cubbies!<br \/>\nNOTE II: Tuesday October 13th We Get 2<br \/>\nSo, The Democrats Have Their Big Debate<\/p>\n<p>Have a Columbus Schumbus day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did I get the day off today? Nope. Did my best half Sonja?! Ahhh nope. But honestly (Sadly, a real ad) not complaining it&#8217;s great to have a J-O-B What if Columbus totally got lost, &amp; sailed way too far south to Discover Antarctica?! Bet he&#8217;s not remotely as popular&#8230;&#8230;unless you were eskimos, polar bears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16435"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16448,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16435\/revisions\/16448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}