{"id":16432,"date":"2015-10-09T15:33:21","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T21:33:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=16432"},"modified":"2015-10-09T15:33:46","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T21:33:46","slug":"kung-fu-babies-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/09\/kung-fu-babies-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Kung Fu Babies!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>Yes, they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re coming. Real? Not so much, but cool?<\/p>\n<p>Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck yeah<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/kung_fu_baby.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14354\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/kung_fu_baby-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"kung_fu_baby\" width=\"314\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/kung_fu_baby-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/kung_fu_baby.jpg 648w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a>(Kaaaaapow!)<\/p>\n<p>They make Jackie Chan, &amp; Bruce Lee Look <em>ancient<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In any event they are the greatest at Kung Fu eva,<\/p>\n<p>Until they have to go down for their nap. But, if ya<\/p>\n<p>try to take their \u00e2\u20ac\u0153binky\u00e2\u20ac\u009d away\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.expect bloodshed<\/p>\n<p>Bears, could they actually win two in a row?!?!?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"bolge-1839131371\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re coming. Real? Not so much, but cool? Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck yeah (Kaaaaapow!) They make Jackie Chan, &amp; Bruce Lee Look ancient In any event they are the greatest at Kung Fu eva, Until they have to go down for their nap. But, if ya try to take their \u00e2\u20ac\u0153binky\u00e2\u20ac\u009d away\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6.expect bloodshed Bears, could they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16432","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16432","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16432"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16432\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16432"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16432"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16432"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}