{"id":1626,"date":"2009-07-18T10:02:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T16:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1626"},"modified":"2009-07-18T10:02:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T16:02:10","slug":"creepy-vintage-ads-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/18\/creepy-vintage-ads-part-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Vintage Ads Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, there back baby for round two&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How about for Cellophane White Bread?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jelly-girl.jpg\" alt=\"jelly-girl.jpg\" height=\"230\" width=\"269\" \/>(Ehhhhhherrrrrraaaa)<\/p>\n<p>Surely the blood of innocent children spread on bread is an exciting thing. Yay!<\/p>\n<p>Baby razors, finally!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/baby-razor.jpg\" alt=\"baby-razor.jpg\" height=\"427\" width=\"268\" \/>(Classy)<\/p>\n<p>How many times did you think, &#8220;Shit, my baby needs a clean close shave, but what ever will I do?&#8221;. The answer, far too many. Baby&#8217;s faces need to be as smooth as their asses. Stupid me, I thought they already were.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not like babies pop out with a five-o&#8217;clock shadow&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How about family rifles?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/dasiy-air-rifles.jpg\" alt=\"dasiy-air-rifles.jpg\" height=\"345\" width=\"269\" \/>(Mine goes bang bang bang)<\/p>\n<p>The family that slays together, stays together&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The dad has that look of &#8220;Golly kids, now we can go on the family killing spree like we always talked about. That nosy neighbor Bob is getting it 1st.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, there back baby for round two&#8230; How about for Cellophane White Bread? (Ehhhhhherrrrrraaaa) Surely the blood of innocent children spread on bread is an exciting thing. Yay! Baby razors, finally! (Classy) How many times did you think, &#8220;Shit, my baby needs a clean close shave, but what ever will I do?&#8221;. The answer, far [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}