{"id":1620,"date":"2009-07-17T10:28:01","date_gmt":"2009-07-17T16:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2009-07-17T10:29:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-17T16:29:43","slug":"glenn-beck-meltsdown-faster-than","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/17\/glenn-beck-meltsdown-faster-than\/","title":{"rendered":"Glenn Beck Meltsdown Faster Than&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chocolate in fire&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/the_real_america_glenn_beck_unabridged_compact_discs.jpg\" alt=\"the_real_america_glenn_beck_unabridged_compact_discs.jpg\" height=\"297\" width=\"271\" \/>(As opposed to the &#8220;fake&#8221; one?)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and it was goooooooooooooooooooood&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Listen for yourself <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=DGeZQrpZbjI&amp;videos=lakVhvxsZ1Q&amp;playnext_from=TL&amp;playnext=1\">Click Me<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When he wallowed &#8220;Get off my phone&#8221; I think he hit an octave that shattered his producers glasses. Dogs from three blocks away came running towards his studio. He might of even shart himself or at least had a turtle head turd crowning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/glenn_beck.jpg\" alt=\"glenn_beck.jpg\" height=\"236\" width=\"269\" \/>(Poor Glenny)<\/p>\n<p>The woman came in hot, she rambled, and didn&#8217;t seem to have her facts clear, but she did ask a legit question. Glenn, how do we fix our broken health care system?<\/p>\n<p>He screamed at her, and hung up because he <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> answer the question&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s what kids do when they get frustrated at something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/glenn_beck_18.jpg\" alt=\"glenn_beck_18.jpg\" height=\"170\" width=\"270\" \/>(Poor monkey)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s not interested in elevating the debate or fixing it. He thinks it&#8217;s fine the way it is today. His view is &#8220;Bitching about it will discourage people from wanting it&#8221;. Nope Glenn, see, in life, you have to explain your solution. If somethings broken, you don&#8217;t get to sit there bitching about it and keeping it broken. It has to be fixed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s your solution Glenn. No solution?<\/p>\n<p>Then kindly sit down, STFU, and let the grown ups talk&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nCreepiest Vintage Ads Ever<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s one for Pears Soap&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/pears-soap-ad.jpg\" alt=\"pears-soap-ad.jpg\" height=\"370\" width=\"269\" \/>(The horror, the horror)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pears Soap- so good you won&#8217;t notice the baby&#8217;s gotten into a horrible accident!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How about this one for a Postage Meter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/postage-ad-kill-a-woman.jpg\" alt=\"postage-ad-kill-a-woman.jpg\" height=\"404\" width=\"270\" \/>(Come on, just one quick strangle baby)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pitney-Bowes Postage Meter-with prices so low, murders always an option&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>People drank way too much in the 50&#8217;s. This could explain a lot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2649115930\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chocolate in fire&#8230; (As opposed to the &#8220;fake&#8221; one?) Oh, and it was goooooooooooooooooooood&#8230; Listen for yourself Click Me When he wallowed &#8220;Get off my phone&#8221; I think he hit an octave that shattered his producers glasses. Dogs from three blocks away came running towards his studio. He might of even shart himself or at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}