{"id":1615,"date":"2009-07-16T10:36:50","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1615"},"modified":"2009-07-16T10:57:47","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T16:57:47","slug":"sear-tower-to-be-renamed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/16\/sear-tower-to-be-renamed\/","title":{"rendered":"Sear Tower To Be Renamed&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Sky Penis&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nawwwwwwwww, they actually renamed it the Willis Tower since it&#8217;s owned by Willis Group Holdings. It&#8217;s a London based insurance brokerage firm now in Chicago&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/willis-tower.jpg\" alt=\"willis-tower.jpg\" height=\"330\" width=\"270\" \/>(Doh!)<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly it has a <em>Different Strokesy<\/em> sounding feel&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Every time you say it, you get a mental image of Gary Coleman in your head followed by a tall British guy with crooked teeth saying, &#8220;Ahollo guvnor, spot a tea?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyone could buy it and place any name it. Imagine if it were Amazon Towers, Evian Towers, Yahoo Towers, or my favorite, Viagra Towers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/eiffel-tower.jpg\" alt=\"eiffel-tower.jpg\" height=\"336\" width=\"270\" \/>(Cialis Corporate headquarters)<\/p>\n<p>Sorry <em>Willis Tower<\/em>, you are and will always be the Sears Tower to the people of Chicago. No silly sign is ever going to change that. *Buzz* sorry, you loose&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Overpriced Smokes?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cigarettes are getting expensive&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cigarettes-1.jpg\" alt=\"cigarettes-1.jpg\" height=\"365\" width=\"271\" \/>(Pricey cancer sticks)<\/p>\n<p>For a New Hampshire man it cost him $23 quadrillion dollars for a pack&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>When the man checked his balance on-line a few hours later, he saw the 17 digit #<\/p>\n<p>Damn, not only can they kill you, now they can rob you at the same time?<\/p>\n<p>They only charge $11 billion for kids cigarettes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/cigarettes.jpg\" alt=\"cigarettes.jpg\" height=\"251\" width=\"167\" \/>(Sweet!)<\/p>\n<p>What a bargain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sky Penis&#8221;&#8230; Nawwwwwwwww, they actually renamed it the Willis Tower since it&#8217;s owned by Willis Group Holdings. It&#8217;s a London based insurance brokerage firm now in Chicago&#8230; (Doh!) Suddenly it has a Different Strokesy sounding feel&#8230; Every time you say it, you get a mental image of Gary Coleman in your head followed by a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}