{"id":1604,"date":"2009-07-14T10:28:05","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T16:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1604"},"modified":"2009-07-14T10:28:05","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T16:28:05","slug":"poetic-justice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/14\/poetic-justice\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetic Justice!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not Sonia Sotomayor&#8230;Bernie Madoff &amp; his 150 years war&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/what-are-you-madoff-money.jpg\" alt=\"what-are-you-madoff-money.jpg\" height=\"132\" width=\"294\" \/>(Are you Madoff money?)<\/p>\n<p>They moved him to a new federal prison called <em>&#8220;Butner&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How fitting. I guess <em>&#8220;Man Sex Prison&#8221;<\/em> in North Dakota was already full&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/bernie-cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"bernie-cartoon.jpg\" height=\"235\" width=\"294\" \/>(It won&#8217;t cost you a thing)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping turd sandwich goes to bed every night with the soothing sounds of a &#8220;shanking&#8221; in Cell Block C, or the gentle whispers of gang rape in Cell block D&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sotomayor&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Will be confirmed faster than a Catholic kid named Michael Joesph O&#8217;Mally at 16&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sonia-wrestle-with-me.jpg\" alt=\"sonia-wrestle-with-me.jpg\" height=\"218\" width=\"291\" \/>(Wrestle with me!)<\/p>\n<p>I like saying her last name by pronouncing it &#8220;overly Latiny&#8221;. It&#8217;s like my tongue is doing laps in a posh pool. Now it&#8217;s time to listen to the insanity that is today&#8217;s far far right to find out such gems as &#8220;She&#8217;s really a racist&#8221;, or &#8220;She kills babies with her laser vision&#8221;, or &#8220;You know she was a Latin King drug lord rapist, right?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/jeff-sessions.jpg\" alt=\"jeff-sessions.jpg\" height=\"428\" width=\"294\" \/>(Why aren&#8217;t you a white man?)<\/p>\n<p>The beat goes on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not Sonia Sotomayor&#8230;Bernie Madoff &amp; his 150 years war&#8230; (Are you Madoff money?) They moved him to a new federal prison called &#8220;Butner&#8221;&#8230; How fitting. I guess &#8220;Man Sex Prison&#8221; in North Dakota was already full&#8230; (It won&#8217;t cost you a thing) Here&#8217;s hoping turd sandwich goes to bed every night with the soothing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}