{"id":16009,"date":"2015-08-06T12:50:43","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=16009"},"modified":"2015-08-06T12:56:56","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T18:56:56","slug":"the-shit-show-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/06\/the-shit-show-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8220;Shit Show&#8221; Begins!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry Cleveland but you&#8217;re now the 1st punch<\/p>\n<p>Bowl to have a collection of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2015\/08\/03\/politics\/first-republican-presidential-debate-thursday-preview\/\">turds<\/a> in it tonight<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-16010\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Circus-of-lame-funny-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Circus of lame funny\" width=\"312\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Circus-of-lame-funny-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Circus-of-lame-funny.jpg 672w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/>(Yes, so lame)<\/p>\n<p>It all starts at 9pm EST, &amp; 8pm CST. This will<\/p>\n<p>be FOX News, using National Polls, to Pick 10<\/p>\n<p>chumps to mouth dump all over that big stage<\/p>\n<p>You will have everything from Trump whippin<\/p>\n<p>out his bank account like his dick, to Jeb Bush<\/p>\n<p>trying to appear to be the only sane one, when<\/p>\n<p>all of his Policies, for the most part, are exactly<\/p>\n<p>the same as the other &#8220;Knuckle Draggers&#8221; who<\/p>\n<p>are spewing their lunatic Xenophobic hate shit<\/p>\n<p>Grab your popcorn, because since it&#8217;s a TeaOP<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-16011\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Republican-Clown-Car-morons-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"Republican Clown Car morons\" width=\"312\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Republican-Clown-Car-morons-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Republican-Clown-Car-morons-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Republican-Clown-Car-morons.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/>(The Shit Parade!)<\/p>\n<p>debate, there will be no facts. But you can BET<\/p>\n<p>over 100 Lies will happen all through the night<\/p>\n<p>Fact Checkers heads will explode within the 1st<\/p>\n<p>10 minutes. Walker will keep his head down, &amp;<\/p>\n<p>point out &#8220;Tax cuts&#8221; and just &#8220;privatizing Social<\/p>\n<p>Security&#8221; because he&#8217;s a Koch lapdog who killed<\/p>\n<p>jobs in his own state. Then Ben Carson is playin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>the Token Role of Herman Cain from 2012 here<\/p>\n<p>And he will fair just as badly. This is utter lunacy<\/p>\n<p>and they all deserve to be treated as such. So we<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-16012\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/TeaOP-loser-assholes-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"TeaOP loser assholes\" width=\"309\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/TeaOP-loser-assholes-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/TeaOP-loser-assholes-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/TeaOP-loser-assholes.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/>(Too true!)<\/p>\n<p>wonder who got invited other than these 10 sorry<\/p>\n<p>sacks to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/debate-stage-drama-gop-awaits-top-10-announcement\/320576902\/\">&#8220;Kids Table&#8221;<\/a> or Other Tries, To Huck<\/p>\n<p>shit against the wall to see what sticks? Ha ha ha!<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Racist Confederate Flag Lover <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2015\/08\/watch-clueless-klansman-at-confederate-flag-rally-confronted-for-wearing-fubu-shoes\/\">Klan Man<\/a><br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t Know What The Fubu Logo Stands For?<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry Cleveland but you&#8217;re now the 1st punch Bowl to have a collection of turds in it tonight (Yes, so lame) It all starts at 9pm EST, &amp; 8pm CST. This will be FOX News, using National Polls, to Pick 10 chumps to mouth dump all over that big stage You will have everything from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16009"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16009"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16009\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16016,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16009\/revisions\/16016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}