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\nKid Spank Video<\/a><\/p>\n
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(The “U” stand for “What the fuck are U doing?”)<\/p>\n
Wow!<\/p>\n
For the last five years I’ve been pounding my fist on a large wooden desk of power with the name plate Slade McMoney<\/em> loudly asking, “When are they finally going merge Kid Rock, NASCAR, and<\/strong> the Iraq occupation?”. Genius! Guessing mixing Fred Durst, Horse-racing, and Afghanistan is next on the list. I can’t wait for the 1st letter home from a kid who watched this, signed up, and is now in Anbar…<\/p>\n Dear Mom,<\/font><\/p>\n Fuck Kid Rock! <\/font>There was no cool humvee convoy set to rock music that stopped to kick a soccer ball to a nice Iraqi kid who smiles, but I did get shot at in 109 degree heat by the people I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m trying liberate. Yesterday, I cleaned shit stalls, and the day before that watched my friend murder a puppy while laughing about it. I just wanted to see a movie with Jennifer, cup some titty, maybe tickle her tuna, and now I joined the army.<\/font><\/p>\n I might die here, while that no talent ass-goblin sits in air conditioning, fucking everything with heartbeat, and doing a mountain of coke to his latest song sampled from another popular song called “Lovin’ The Lovers I’ve Loved”<\/em>. Fuckitty fuckerson!<\/font><\/p>\n Love,<\/font><\/p>\n Bobby Sillweed<\/font><\/p>\n PS. Please send all his posters I own. I’d very much like to wipe my ass with them…<\/font><\/p>\n On a lighter note, David Hasselhoff has a bumper sticker (and on his rear window) that reads “www.hasselhoff.com”, confirming the driver must<\/strong> be David Hasselhoff because no other ass-puppet would ever do that to their car…<\/p>\n Now he’s officially the mayor of Doucheland<\/em>, population him!<\/p>\n Saw tropic Thunder last night… Did you even know they had pre-prepreviews? They’re the ones before previews where they sell you new TV shows, music, and other shit you don’t remotely need before they try to sell you other new films you must see, before the actual film you already paid for. They showed Kid […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"david_hasselhoff.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/david_hasselhoff.jpg\")
(Smuggling sausage should’ve been an Olympic sport)<\/p>\n
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