{"id":1568,"date":"2009-07-08T09:56:09","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T15:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2009-07-08T09:58:29","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T15:58:29","slug":"its-about-damn-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/08\/its-about-damn-time\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s About Damn Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Finally! How many times have women walked into a respectable hair salon and asked, “Could I have a hairdo where it looks like a violin is sitting on my head?” and never got it? The answer is, far too damn many! Well fret no more my freaks…<\/p>\n

\"violin-haircut.jpg\"(Her hair is 3rd chair in the CSO)<\/p>\n

This was an “idea” at a Budapest hairshow on June 20th. Which tells you one good piece of advice. Never get your fucking hair cut by someone from Budapest…<\/p>\n

I heard the “piano” hairdo snapped a woman’s neck…<\/p>\n

New Palin Song Leaked<\/strong><\/p>\n

Def Leppard will sing a new version of Pour Some Sugar On Me<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"def-leppard-1.jpg\"(The hair makes them sing)<\/p>\n

Titled “Pour Some Sarah On Me”<\/em>…<\/p>\n

Luckily we have an advanced copy of the lyrics. Enjoy…<\/p>\n

Pour Some Sarah On Me<\/em>(Sung to Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me”)<\/p>\n

Step inside, talk this way
\nYou and me babe, Hey, hey!<\/p>\n

Love is like a bomb, baby, life isn’t a prom
\nLivin’ like a ditz with the wrong cell phone
\nLookin’ like a tramp, a lil’ rouge scamp
\nWinking lil’ woman, you have no plan
\nRazzle ‘n’ a dazzle ‘n’ a flash a little light
\nTelevision hater, media, lies at night
\nSometime, anytime, you gotta retreat
\nLittle miss ah innocent Sarah me, yeah<\/p>\n

Todd!
\nC’mon, take the throttle, turn it up
\nShake the Arctic Cat<\/em>, break it up<\/p>\n

Pour some Sarah on me
\nOoh, in the name of love
\nPour some Sarah on me
\nC’mon she’s fired enough
\nPour your Sarah on me
\nOh, we can’t get enough<\/p>\n

She’s hot, Palin sweet
\nFrom her head, you betcha, to her feet yeah<\/p>\n

Listen! Scandal 1, scandal 2, #3 go!
\nCrazy little woman in a small town show
\nMirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
\nBumped from page1 by a dude with a glove<\/p>\n

You gotta squeeze a little, tease a little
\nLie a little more
\nEasy with pushin’ the ball up the floor
\nSometime, anytime, Sarah take a seat
\nLittle miss point guard Sarah me, yeah<\/p>\n

C’mon, take the throttle, turn it up
\nShake the Arctic Cat<\/em>, break it up<\/p>\n

Pour some Sarah on me
\nOoh, in the name of love
\nPour some Sarah on me
\nC’mon she’s fired enough
\nPour your Sarah on me
\nOh, we can’t get enough<\/p>\n

You’re hot, bullshit sweet
\nFrom her head, oh golly, a media treat yeah<\/p>\n

[guitar solo]<\/p>\n

\"palindrome.jpg\"(Definitions, weeeee)<\/p>\n

You got the glasses, we got the votes
\nYou’re stuck in Alaska, fucking goats
\n‘Cos you’re lost, say what, lost as hell
\nYour 2012 campaign, sure does smell<\/p>\n

Do you take Sarah? One wink or two?<\/p>\n

Take a bottle, drink it up
\nDrive your Arctic Cat<\/em>, break it up<\/p>\n

Pour some Sarah on me
\nOoh, in the name of love
\nPour some Sarah on me
\nC’mon she’s fired enough
\nPour your Sarah on me
\nOh, we can’t get enough
\nPour some Bristol on me
\nOh, in the name of love
\nPour some Sarah on me
\nGet it, come get it
\nPour your Palin’s on me
\nOoh
\nPour some Bullshit on me
\nYeah! Bullshit me!<\/p>\n

Wow, and this was all done by a one armed drummer, which is something. Hope it’s not his “happy hand” if you know what I mean…and you do…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Finally! How many times have women walked into a respectable hair salon and asked, “Could I have a hairdo where it looks like a violin is sitting on my head?” and never got it? The answer is, far too damn many! Well fret no more my freaks… (Her hair is 3rd chair in the CSO) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}