{"id":15600,"date":"2015-06-15T10:51:56","date_gmt":"2015-06-15T16:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15600"},"modified":"2015-06-15T11:23:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-15T17:23:41","slug":"penis-peak-a-boo-hawks-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/15\/penis-peak-a-boo-hawks-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Penis Peak-A-Boo, Hawks &#038; More&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve seen LeBron James, basketball god<\/p>\n<p>play. And now all of American has seen Lil<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lebron_james.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15601\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lebron_james-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"lebron_james\" width=\"314\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lebron_james-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lebron_james.jpg 636w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a>(The Dong Show)<\/p>\n<p>LeBron. Guess he is a grower not a shower<\/p>\n<p>And what crazy crap insanity are people all<\/p>\n<p>saying against ABC for accidentally showin<\/p>\n<p>it?!? Maybe the FCC. If they were to do this<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;d be totally nuts. ZING!!!! Boom, there, I<\/p>\n<p>said it. Most, of the <em>entire world<\/em>, accepts it<\/p>\n<p>was a fast moment ABC didn&#8217;t plan &amp; King<\/p>\n<p>didn&#8217;t mean. Call it, the Master of ooooops<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s honestly not a big deal &amp; not even news<\/p>\n<p>BUT it&#8217;s far too juicy for social media, &amp; all<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Lebron-looking-sad.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15602\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/Lebron-looking-sad-228x300.jpg\" alt=\"Lebron looking sad\" width=\"312\" height=\"411\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;Should I chalk it?)<\/p>\n<p>us comics to ever pass up. So here you GO:<\/p>\n<p>The leading titles for articles about his thing<\/p>\n<p>-Did You See The Footage?<br \/>\n-Call Me Ishmael<br \/>\n-Can It Dribble?<br \/>\n-What A Dick!<\/p>\n<p>Now, the first one was actually from a nice<\/p>\n<p>couple we met at Harry&#8217;s Swing Bar named<\/p>\n<p>David n Cynthia. It was Cynthia&#8217;s great joke<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hawks History After 77 Years?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Will the Blackhawks make history tonight?!<\/p>\n<p>If they win it would be the only Stanley Cup<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/stanleycupfinallogo2015.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15603\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/stanleycupfinallogo2015-300x155.jpg\" alt=\"stanleycupfinallogo2015\" width=\"316\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/stanleycupfinallogo2015-300x155.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/stanleycupfinallogo2015.jpg 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/a>(One dream!)<\/p>\n<p>Chicago has won on our own home ice since<\/p>\n<p>1938. That&#8217;s 77 years. It is literally a lifetime<\/p>\n<p>Will they? Won&#8217;t they? Could they? Why the<\/p>\n<p>fuck am I asking so many stupid questions?!<\/p>\n<p>Pucking A, if we win tonight, Chicago&#8217;ll light<\/p>\n<p>up like no Other Place on Earth. I mean that<\/p>\n<p>in a positive, &#8220;great shinning fun way&#8221;. Not a<\/p>\n<p>riot way. Don&#8217;t ever burn\/hurt your own shit<\/p>\n<p>We work our Asses Off so hard here, that we<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tampa-bay-beats-blackhawks-stanley-cup-finals-2015.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15604\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tampa-bay-beats-blackhawks-stanley-cup-finals-2015-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"tampa-bay-beats-blackhawks-stanley-cup-finals-2015\" width=\"312\" height=\"176\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tampa-bay-beats-blackhawks-stanley-cup-finals-2015-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tampa-bay-beats-blackhawks-stanley-cup-finals-2015.jpg 669w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/><\/a>(Pucking&#8217;A!)<\/p>\n<p>all know that. Have fun if we win, but keep it<\/p>\n<p>like Chicago always has been &amp; will be; coool<\/p>\n<p>Even if we lose, we still get another big game<\/p>\n<p><strong>NAACP Leader &#8220;Black Like She?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rachel Dolezal stepped down from her post<\/p>\n<p>as the president of an NAACP chapter in WA<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/0615-rachel-dolezal-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15605\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/0615-rachel-dolezal-2-300x202.jpg\" alt=\"0615-rachel-dolezal-2\" width=\"310\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/0615-rachel-dolezal-2-300x202.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/0615-rachel-dolezal-2.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/><\/a>(Oh, OK)<\/p>\n<p>State on Monday. She is really white, but her<\/p>\n<p>bi-racial look is not. This is a tough situtation<\/p>\n<p>To some, it&#8217;s another white person stealing a<\/p>\n<p>black persons fucking job. I kid, I joke, I love<\/p>\n<p>I really mean this. This is for the entire black<\/p>\n<p>community to decide. She&#8217;s committed to all<\/p>\n<p>social justice, which is fine. But maybe that&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>best left to black leaders\/voices. Then again,<\/p>\n<p>as a white male, I&#8217;m an activist, a voice who&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>similar. Why change her appearance at all?!?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/o-RACHEL-DOLEZAL-570-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15606\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/o-RACHEL-DOLEZAL-570-1-258x300.jpg\" alt=\"o-RACHEL-DOLEZAL-570-1\" width=\"314\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/o-RACHEL-DOLEZAL-570-1-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/o-RACHEL-DOLEZAL-570-1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a>(Oh,OK)<\/p>\n<p>She &#8216;stepped down&#8217; today. Racial justice, and<\/p>\n<p>equality shouldn&#8217;t be a black, and white thing<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a human rights thing. She got that, but so<\/p>\n<p>did her original color. Why change?!?! Well, go<\/p>\n<p>ask Rachel. She has got some &#8220;free time&#8221; now<\/p>\n<p>To me, so long as you can do your job, so well<\/p>\n<p>Color doesn&#8217;t matter. Go ask Michael Jackson<\/p>\n<p>if his voice sucked when he turned white? Wait<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: A Fat Racist Texas Teacher Is Fired For<br \/>\nWanting &#8220;Segregation&#8221; Back, And Saying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/2015\/06\/fired-texas-teacher-let-go-after-saying-mckinney-pool-party-almost-shows-need-for-racial-segregation\/\">THIS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve seen LeBron James, basketball god play. And now all of American has seen Lil (The Dong Show) LeBron. Guess he is a grower not a shower And what crazy crap insanity are people all saying against ABC for accidentally showin it?!? Maybe the FCC. If they were to do this it&#8217;d be totally nuts. 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