{"id":15503,"date":"2015-05-29T13:19:11","date_gmt":"2015-05-29T19:19:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15503"},"modified":"2015-05-29T13:19:11","modified_gmt":"2015-05-29T19:19:11","slug":"the-brand-new-icrotch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/29\/the-brand-new-icrotch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Brand New iCrotch&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure they had the iPod, the iPad, &amp; the iWatch<\/p>\n<p>Now it is time for the newest, Greatest, Gadget<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/iCrotch-funny.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15504\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/iCrotch-funny-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"iCrotch funny\" width=\"314\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/iCrotch-funny-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/iCrotch-funny.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/a>(Nooooice!)<\/p>\n<p>The iCrotch is now out, &amp; it&#8217;s time for you guys<\/p>\n<p>to &#8220;put it in&#8221;. The OS is called &#8220;The Stimulator<\/p>\n<p>3000&#8221;. Just don&#8217;t be holdin&#8217; a glass of water or<\/p>\n<p>taking a bath. It could get pretty jolting so fast<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure they had the iPod, the iPad, &amp; the iWatch Now it is time for the newest, Greatest, Gadget (Nooooice!) The iCrotch is now out, &amp; it&#8217;s time for you guys to &#8220;put it in&#8221;. The OS is called &#8220;The Stimulator 3000&#8221;. Just don&#8217;t be holdin&#8217; a glass of water or taking a bath. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15505,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15503\/revisions\/15505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}