{"id":1547,"date":"2009-07-03T11:40:24","date_gmt":"2009-07-03T17:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2009-07-03T11:40:24","modified_gmt":"2009-07-03T17:40:24","slug":"short-wicks-the-4th-of-july","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/03\/short-wicks-the-4th-of-july\/","title":{"rendered":"Short Wicks & The 4th of July…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Listen up fireworkers…<\/p>\n

\"golden-shower-fireworks.jpg\"(Um, interesting title)<\/p>\n

Don’t light fireworks with super short wicks. Save those for a jerky brother, or someone you really really hate. Short wick + low light = missing fingers…<\/p>\n

\"in-charge-of-fireworks.jpg\"(Kaboom!)<\/p>\n

I should know, it took me 7 minutes to type this…<\/p>\n

Rowe Needs Her Blanket<\/strong><\/p>\n

Alright lady, don’t you think the freakshow circus was enough when Jackson was alive with all the crazy stuff? I guess you really want to dial it up a few notches…<\/p>\n

\"debbie-rowe.jpg\"(Rowe rowe rowe your bloat)<\/p>\n

Deborah, the ex-wife of Jackson <\/span>and the mother of two of his children, has not reached a final decision on whether to seek custody of the children, said a lawyer…<\/p>\n

I decided for you, don’t. One of the fucking kids names is “blanket”. Oh was he taking prescription drugs at the time of the naming? Naaaaawwww…<\/p>\n

\"blanketjacksonimgrcrd.jpg\"(Zoro, is that you?)<\/p>\n

Good thing he didn’t pick one of the other things close by the blanket he saw at the time of naming him. Something like a toaster, remote control, or the dogs ass…<\/p>\n

They already will be the most scrutinized kids on the planet earth, don’t complicate matters trying to be back in their lives. Jeez, their screwed up enough…<\/p>\n

Going to the horse track today. I’m gonna grab a jockey and put them in my pocket…<\/p>\n

I’m also betting on a horse named “My Balls” if they have one…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Listen up fireworkers… (Um, interesting title) Don’t light fireworks with super short wicks. Save those for a jerky brother, or someone you really really hate. Short wick + low light = missing fingers… (Kaboom!) I should know, it took me 7 minutes to type this… Rowe Needs Her Blanket Alright lady, don’t you think the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}