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(Queer eye for the singing guy)<\/p>\nFinding out Kevin Jonas is now engaged must be like learning you have a new 103lb growth that takes your money, your pride, & your soul. It usually ends with you painting shit you never wanted too, doing dishes, or going to Loehmann’s on a Saturday during football season when your favorite team is playing…<\/p>\n
(Queer eye for the singing guy)<\/p>\n
Meh, not like I have an opinion one way or the other on marriage…<\/p>\n
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(True)<\/p>\n
All I could really think when I heard it was, “Who’s the lucky guy?”…<\/p>\n
He’s gayer than Gay Gayersons gay son Gaybe McGay…<\/p>\n
This is what people call a “beard”. Kind of like this…<\/p>\n
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(A family of 5 are living it in)<\/p>\n
Only for gay people covering up their gayness…<\/p>\n
Meh, I COULDN’T care less(see what I did there?). If the kids happy, awesome. I still think he’s a gay robot sent to us from the Disney Corporation to touch our hearts, and teach us the true meaning of Christmas and product placement…<\/p>\n
Scared Of Heights?<\/strong><\/p>\n Then you won’t like this…<\/p>\n It’s the new Sears Tower “viewing box ledge”…<\/p>\n I just hope they have “clean up” people for those like me who are terrified of heights. After we piss ourselves, you’ll want to be cleaning it up…<\/p>\n Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Finding out Kevin Jonas is now engaged must be like learning you have a new 103lb growth that takes your money, your pride, & your soul. It usually ends with you painting shit you never wanted too, doing dishes, or going to Loehmann’s on a Saturday during football season when your favorite team is playing… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"girl-looking-out-in-sears-box.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/girl-looking-out-in-sears-box.jpg\")
(Queasy, then puke!)<\/p>\n