{"id":15418,"date":"2015-05-12T10:33:50","date_gmt":"2015-05-12T16:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15418"},"modified":"2015-05-12T15:16:17","modified_gmt":"2015-05-12T21:16:17","slug":"shukster-huckster-blobama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/12\/shukster-huckster-blobama\/","title":{"rendered":"Slimy Huckster &#038; Blobama&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Huckster-a-bee&#8217;s running for president<\/p>\n<p>And that means, he wants $. He has no REAL<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Huckster-a-bee-on-camera.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15422\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Huckster-a-bee-on-camera-300x161.jpg\" alt=\"Huckster-a-bee on camera\" width=\"313\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Huckster-a-bee-on-camera-300x161.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Huckster-a-bee-on-camera.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;But lying&#8217;s fun!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>chance in hell but he like book deals &amp; money<\/p>\n<p>He was asked about his bullshit Diabetes cure<\/p>\n<p>of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/mike-huckabee-defends-diabetes-cure-infomercial-2015-5\">Cinnamon<\/a> and did his usual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/huckabee-defends-diet-cures-if-thats-the-worst-someone-can-say-about-me\/\">Huckster duck<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to defend everything that<br \/>\nI\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever done. I am not doing those &#8216;Infomercials&#8217;<br \/>\nobviously now as a candidate for president. If that<br \/>\nis the worse thing somebody can say to 2 me&#8230;I&#8217;m<br \/>\ngonna be a heck of good President (Insert Puke)\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Ah yes ya do. That&#8217;s the &#8220;running for president&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>part. You DO have defend lying to people, &amp; by<\/p>\n<p>letting Prick Grifters use your name and you be<\/p>\n<p>a spokesman for a bullshit circus. And he is not<\/p>\n<p>done yet. He sent a letter to all his e-mail listers<\/p>\n<p>claiming the &#8220;Bible&#8221; can <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/355010383103912107\/\">Cure Cancer<\/a>. Yes, YOU<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/His-gifted-cancer-letter-lies.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/His-gifted-cancer-letter-lies-300x268.png\" alt=\"His gifted cancer letter lies\" width=\"313\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/His-gifted-cancer-letter-lies-300x268.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/His-gifted-cancer-letter-lies.png 625w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a>(Gross!)<\/p>\n<p>read that correctly. This entire GOP Freak Show<\/p>\n<p>in the 2016 election cycle will be good for laughs<\/p>\n<p>&amp; easy joke writing. Just wish my job was harder<\/p>\n<p>That last rational, real Republican who ran for a<\/p>\n<p>high office was John Huntsman. But, he was far<\/p>\n<p>too sane to ever get a real look and his economic<\/p>\n<p>policies are to quote Dr Frankenstein &#8220;Doo doo&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fuck Canada, Blame Obama<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Your car not start? Blame Obama. Your bed a<\/p>\n<p>tad lumpy?!? Stupid Obama! Did that girl just<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Don-Yelton-racist-GOPer.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15419\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Don-Yelton-racist-GOPer-300x161.png\" alt=\"Don Yelton racist GOP'er\" width=\"311\" height=\"167\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Don-Yelton-racist-GOPer-300x161.png 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Don-Yelton-racist-GOPer.png 394w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 311px) 100vw, 311px\" \/><\/a>(Obama made him say it!)<\/p>\n<p>blow you off?!? Thanks a lot Obama! Now the<\/p>\n<p>new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/steve-king-blames-obama-for-baltimore-violence-drove-that-culture\/\">Reich Wing talking meme<\/a> is &#8220;Blame Him<\/p>\n<p>for most black communities bein&#8217; upset at the<\/p>\n<p>Overt Cases of Systemic Institutional Racism&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Iowa Aryan Nation King believes that Obama<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Has consistantly driven wedges between people<br \/>\nHe previces a difference on race&#8230;&#8230;.on ethnicity,<br \/>\nsexual orientation wedge after wedge after wedge<br \/>\nThe culture has been created, because they drove<br \/>\nthat culutre in Ferguson. And it\u00c2\u00a0multiplied it self<br \/>\nin Baltimore &amp; then across the country. If we had<br \/>\na different president, one that could look into the<br \/>\ntelevision camera &amp; say &#8220;Listen god created all of<br \/>\nus we can&#8217;t discriminate&#8221; (&amp; not) divide us apart&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Forget Obama does this. You can&#8217;t appease any<\/p>\n<p>racist. They don&#8217;t see the world as it is, or Care<\/p>\n<p>what happens in it, unless it effects THEM. So<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/steve-king.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15420\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/steve-king-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"steve-king\" width=\"315\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/steve-king-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/steve-king.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a>(Yes we KKKlan!)<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t expect them to ever care, Accept History<\/p>\n<p>or understand the root causes of all this unrest<\/p>\n<p>Newsflash you racist assholes. These &#8220;wedges&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>started with the fuckin&#8217; Civil War you assholes<\/p>\n<p>They didn&#8217;t just magically popup when Obama<\/p>\n<p>got elected. What tiny, nothing hateful FUCKS<\/p>\n<p>See, there IS a Difference On Race. White Kids<\/p>\n<p>who are unarmed, aren&#8217;t being &#8220;Murdered&#8221; by<\/p>\n<p>cops at an alarming rate. There IS a wedge on<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15421\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512\" width=\"308\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/republican_bigot_anti_racism_anti_republican_bumper_sticker-rbbaa879189114435951e991b0731bb6a_v9wht_8byvr_512.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/><\/a>(Sadly, yes)<\/p>\n<p>economic disparity by ethnicity. But THEY do<\/p>\n<p>not want to Have THAT Conversation. Mostly,<\/p>\n<p>because it ends badly for their policy positions<\/p>\n<p>All I can really say about that is thanks Obama<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: Rand Paul Staffer <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/story\/2015\/05\/rand-paul-aide-licks-camera-117824.html\">&#8220;Licks&#8221;<\/a> The Camera<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mike Huckster-a-bee&#8217;s running for president And that means, he wants $. He has no REAL (&#8220;But lying&#8217;s fun!&#8221;) chance in hell but he like book deals &amp; money He was asked about his bullshit Diabetes cure of Cinnamon and did his usual Huckster duck \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to defend everything that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15418"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15427,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15418\/revisions\/15427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}