{"id":1538,"date":"2009-07-01T09:23:53","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T15:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1538"},"modified":"2009-07-01T09:23:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T15:23:54","slug":"sanford-and-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/01\/sanford-and-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Sanford And Suck…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Adunedodo danana, adunnnedo dannaaaaannnnaaannnaaa…<\/p>\n

You know, from the intro song from Sanford & Son…<\/p>\n

\"sex-list.jpg\"(It’s a list of chicks I banged!)<\/p>\n

Turns out ol’ Mark had more encounters with Argentina than he previously told us. Also turns out he had sex with everyone’s girlfriend at some point…<\/p>\n

His penis has spent more time out of his pants than in…<\/p>\n

Women think it’s like Florida, they can sketch it from memory…<\/p>\n

\"sanford-wife-fucking-leglation.JPG\"(Signs “Let’s Hump Chicks” legislation)<\/p>\n

BFD…<\/p>\n

The real question I have, is how many trips, gifts, or hotels were paid for by South Carolina. Oh, honestly, did you sleep with my girlfriend dude? Seriously…<\/p>\n

Transformers 2 : Revenge Of The Fallen<\/strong><\/p>\n

We’ve already started working on porn titles for this little gem. So far I have…<\/p>\n

\"bromance.jpg\"(A budding “Bromance”)<\/p>\n

-Transgenders 2: Revenge Of The Ballin’
\n-Transexuals 2 :\u00c2\u00a0 A Boy\/girl We’ll Be Callin’
\n-Transporners 2 : Avengers Of The Maulin’<\/p>\n

Add yours if you gots one…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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