{"id":15280,"date":"2015-04-17T14:42:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T20:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15280"},"modified":"2015-04-17T14:44:02","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T20:44:02","slug":"euphemisms-for-vagina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/17\/euphemisms-for-vagina\/","title":{"rendered":"Euphemisms For Vagina&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Possibly one the best things to do is come<\/p>\n<p>up with Euphemisms for the Wand Garage<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Funny-saying.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Funny-saying.png\" alt=\"Funny saying\" width=\"309\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Funny-saying.png 285w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Funny-saying-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/a>(Yes you can!)<\/p>\n<p>Here are the best I have to date right now:<\/p>\n<p>-Boner Parking<br \/>\n-The Tuna Tunnel<br \/>\n-Beef Curtains<br \/>\n-Sperm Depository<br \/>\n-Pecker Sheath<br \/>\n-Penis Peak-A-Boo<br \/>\n-Sausage Slot<br \/>\n-The Junk Shack<br \/>\n-Meat Whistle Coat<br \/>\n-Pud Place<br \/>\n-Hump House<\/p>\n<p>Now, go make your own, and tell the world<\/p>\n<p>about them at family events SO very loudly<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll thank me later, when they all hate ya<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Possibly one the best things to do is come up with Euphemisms for the Wand Garage (Yes you can!) Here are the best I have to date right now: -Boner Parking -The Tuna Tunnel -Beef Curtains -Sperm Depository -Pecker Sheath -Penis Peak-A-Boo -Sausage Slot -The Junk Shack -Meat Whistle Coat -Pud Place -Hump House Now, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15280"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15280"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15285,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15280\/revisions\/15285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}