{"id":15273,"date":"2015-04-16T15:12:42","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T21:12:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15273"},"modified":"2015-04-16T15:13:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T21:13:34","slug":"the-dumbest-politican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/04\/16\/the-dumbest-politican\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dumbest Politican&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Louie &#8220;Don&#8217;t cast aspersions on my Asparagus&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/04\/08\/eric-holder-louie-gohmert_n_5112714.html\">Gohmert<\/a> doesn&#8217;t know basic simple stuff about<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert-aspersions.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15274\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert-aspersions-300x194.jpg\" alt=\"gohmert aspersions\" width=\"312\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert-aspersions-300x194.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert-aspersions.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;Derp!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>our Governmental immigration system. And he<\/p>\n<p>decides to try and berate a person about issues<\/p>\n<p>he clearly has NO CLUE ABOUT. He, was <em>asking<\/em><\/p>\n<p>the director of the U.S. Immigration &amp; Customs<\/p>\n<p>Enforcement, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/immigration-enforcement-director-to-gohmert-i-would-appreciate-you-not-yelling\/\">Sarah Saldana<\/a> about issues she is<\/p>\n<p>not even responsible for. The moron then yelled:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If ya don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like fraud does it bother you that your<br \/>\nHomeland Security Department that you work for<br \/>\nhas actually instigated a Fraud among the United<br \/>\nStates district court for southern district of texas?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She doesn&#8217;t WORK for DHS you utter dumbfuck<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert_looney_tunes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15275\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert_looney_tunes-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"gohmert_looney_tunes\" width=\"312\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert_looney_tunes-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/gohmert_looney_tunes.jpg 658w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/><\/a>(Yes, we know)<\/p>\n<p>He goes on to ask her about illegal immigrants &amp;<\/p>\n<p>any benefits they might receive. ICE isn&#8217;t even in<\/p>\n<p>charge of this process. That is DACA, and DOPA<\/p>\n<p>It is like &#8216;asking a cop&#8217; about any job fireman did<\/p>\n<p>a few weeks ago and &#8220;looking for accountability&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And even when there is literally no proof Illegal<\/p>\n<p>Immigrants could ever receive any benefits. See<\/p>\n<p>they don&#8217;t exist in the system. They&#8217;re ILLEGAL<\/p>\n<p>So when going through the immigration process<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Louie-idiot-freaking-out.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15276\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Louie-idiot-freaking-out.png\" alt=\"Louie idiot freaking out\" width=\"312\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a lunatic&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>Legally, YES, you may qualify for some benefits<\/p>\n<p>It &#8216;stuns me&#8217; that man hasn&#8217;t killed himself with<\/p>\n<p>his own toothbrush yet. It&#8217;s clear he has to YELL<\/p>\n<p>to drown out the other insane voices in his head<\/p>\n<p>There is stupid, insane, ignorant, &amp; dumb. Then<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s Louie 7 billion times worse then all those<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2129059344\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louie &#8220;Don&#8217;t cast aspersions on my Asparagus&#8221; Gohmert doesn&#8217;t know basic simple stuff about (&#8220;Derp!&#8221;) our Governmental immigration system. And he decides to try and berate a person about issues he clearly has NO CLUE ABOUT. He, was asking the director of the U.S. Immigration &amp; Customs Enforcement, Sarah Saldana about issues she is not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}