{"id":1524,"date":"2009-06-27T10:17:03","date_gmt":"2009-06-27T16:17:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2009-06-29T09:34:46","modified_gmt":"2009-06-29T15:34:46","slug":"show-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/27\/show-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"Show TONIGHT!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Get there, do it, be cooler than an igloo, and hotter than lava!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/dorky-kid.jpg\" alt=\"dorky-kid.jpg\" height=\"408\" width=\"292\" \/>(He&#8217;s coming to the show)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s at 8:30pm. take a date, have a beer and a laugh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Then go have your dirty awesome car sex&#8230;or what ever it is you people do&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is what people who don&#8217;t go look like&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/dumbass.png\" alt=\"dumbass.png\" height=\"252\" width=\"293\" \/>(Spencer as a kid)<\/p>\n<p>Get your tickets <a href=\"http:\/\/tickets.theaterland.com\/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=jb062709830\">here<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Cross town classic again today at 3:05pm!<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully the Sox are like a haunted mansion and have tons of bats&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this time Milton Bradly will actually finish the game instead of Lou yelling at him after his tantrum in the dugout, then telling him to go home&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/milton-bradley.jpg\" alt=\"milton-bradley.jpg\" height=\"405\" width=\"293\" \/>(Mini-melt down)<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Milton Bradley Game Ode To Milton Bradley<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re in <em>Trouble<\/em> from your <em>Shenanigans<\/em> Milton&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You give every Cub a <em>Headache<\/em> and drive them <em>Bonkers!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t need <em>Perfection<\/em>, just <em>Don&#8217;t Break The Ice<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got <em>Ants In The Pants<\/em> by starting a <em>Family Feud<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Listen <em>Buckaroo<\/em>, <em>Don&#8217;t Spill The Beans<\/em> anymore or else<\/p>\n<p>Your <em>Easy Money<\/em> will go <em>KerPlunk<\/em> sinking your <em>Battleship<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get there, do it, be cooler than an igloo, and hotter than lava! (He&#8217;s coming to the show) It&#8217;s at 8:30pm. take a date, have a beer and a laugh&#8230; Then go have your dirty awesome car sex&#8230;or what ever it is you people do&#8230; This is what people who don&#8217;t go look like&#8230; (Spencer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}