{"id":15164,"date":"2015-03-27T11:01:44","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T17:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=15164"},"modified":"2015-03-27T11:01:44","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T17:01:44","slug":"front-or-back-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/03\/27\/front-or-back-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Front Or Back Door?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh you know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about right?<\/p>\n<p>Meat deliveries, where do you take them? See, I&#8217;ve<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/meat_delivery.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-15168\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/meat_delivery-300x140.jpg\" alt=\"meat_delivery\" width=\"309\" height=\"144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/meat_delivery-300x140.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/meat_delivery.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/a>(Truck-O-Meat!)<\/p>\n<p>noticed the front door is closer to the kitchen so it<\/p>\n<p>makes more sense to me, and&#8230;wait a second. Why<\/p>\n<p>are you looking at me like that? Oh, wait, ohhhhhh<\/p>\n<p>you thought I was talking about Something Totally<\/p>\n<p>Different. Yeah I can see the double\u00c2\u00a0entendre there<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, back to the Wonderful World of &#8220;Meat<\/p>\n<p>Deliveries&#8221; &amp; how a penis can go in your lil butthole<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh you know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about right? Meat deliveries, where do you take them? See, I&#8217;ve (Truck-O-Meat!) noticed the front door is closer to the kitchen so it makes more sense to me, and&#8230;wait a second. Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, wait, ohhhhhh you thought I was talking about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15164"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15164"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15169,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15164\/revisions\/15169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}