{"id":1510,"date":"2009-06-25T10:30:34","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T16:30:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1510"},"modified":"2009-06-25T10:30:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T16:30:34","slug":"ahmadinejad-delcared-really-fuking-short","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/25\/ahmadinejad-delcared-really-fuking-short\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahmadinejad Delcared Really Fu#king Short"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1245938595_0\"><\/span>Iran&#8217;s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has some harsh words for Obama&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/iran-president.jpg\" alt=\"iran-president.jpg\" height=\"198\" width=\"291\" \/>(Lil&#8217; asshole)<\/p>\n<p>Obama said he was &#8220;appalled and outraged&#8221; by a post-election crackdown and Washington withdrew invitations to Iranian diplomats to attend Independence Day <span style=\"border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1245938595_3\"><\/span>celebrations on July 4, stalling efforts to improve ties with Tehran<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/funny-obama-6.jpg\" alt=\"funny-obama-6.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"294\" \/>(They looks so happy)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mr Obama made a mistake to say those things&#8230;our question is why he fell into this trap and said things that previously Bush used to say&#8221;. WTF? Really?<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8217;s just like Bush now to the little fella?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see it. Bush couldn&#8217;t put together a complete sentence. He&#8217;d of said something like &#8220;Heh, what&#8217;s up with the killing of people and such? Not cool&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/bush_whitehouse.jpg\" alt=\"bush_whitehouse.jpg\" height=\"198\" width=\"293\" \/>(I know stuff, sort of)<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d of went on to say, &#8220;We&#8217;ll be dressing a Justice Squadron in tights to fly over there and beat some serious ass unless you stop the retarded shit shorty&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Lil&#8217; spit fire homo hater even went on to bark at Obama, &#8220;Do you want to speak with this tone? If that is your stance then what is left to talk about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/spy-who-shagged-me.jpg\" alt=\"spy-who-shagged-me.jpg\" height=\"392\" width=\"292\" \/>(Gladly missed this one)<\/p>\n<p>Well, you murdering your citizens for starters captain taint hat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>But who&#8217;s to say? Remember, you can&#8217;t spell dictator without the &#8220;dick&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cheating Evita Style <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t cry for me Argentina. Cry IN Argentina, while stchuping someone other than your wife. Turns out Sanford was cheating on his wife with another woman. Damn, it wasn&#8217;t a guy like I thought, but I did say, another woman was the &#8220;at best&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/mark-tears.jpg\" alt=\"mark-tears.jpg\" height=\"197\" width=\"293\" \/>(Contact troubles?)<\/p>\n<p>Kind of hard to hold that moral high ground on family values when you&#8217;re humpy humping in Buenos Aires on the side ace. He spent the last five days &#8220;crying in <span style=\"background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial\" class=\"yshortcuts\" id=\"lw_1245941021_9\">Argentina<\/span>&#8220;&#8230;in between all the fucking and the such&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/no-cheating.jpg\" alt=\"no-cheating.jpg\" height=\"294\" width=\"294\" \/>(On tests?)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care about his indiscretions. It shitty for his wife &amp; kids, that sucks. We&#8217;re all flawed and make huge mistakes, but the issue is in his own party asking for perfection. It&#8217;s not rational. He accepted terms no one can ever really meet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span id=\"profile_status\"><span id=\"status_text\">It takes balls to travel to Argentina to have an illicit affair in this economy. Sorry, but the best you&#8217;re getting from me is the local Red Roof Inn&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/magic-fingers.jpg\" alt=\"magic-fingers.jpg\" height=\"198\" width=\"294\" \/>(Nice rape lighting)<br \/>\n<span id=\"profile_status\"><span id=\"status_text\"><br \/>\nAnd bring a roll of quarters for the magic fingers bed&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-3838380864\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iran&#8217;s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has some harsh words for Obama&#8230; (Lil&#8217; asshole) Obama said he was &#8220;appalled and outraged&#8221; by a post-election crackdown and Washington withdrew invitations to Iranian diplomats to attend Independence Day celebrations on July 4, stalling efforts to improve ties with Tehran (They looks so happy) &#8220;Mr Obama made a mistake to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}