{"id":14912,"date":"2015-02-09T17:10:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T23:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14912"},"modified":"2015-02-09T17:25:53","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T23:25:53","slug":"isis-assholes-foot-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/09\/isis-assholes-foot-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"ISIS Assholes, &#038; Foot-Loser&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a collection of jackasses. Evil, luddite violent<\/p>\n<p>religious extremist assholes. &#8220;Beheading&#8221; people in<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Loser-point.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14913\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Loser-point.jpg\" alt=\"Loser point\" width=\"311\" height=\"292\" \/><\/a>(To you ISIS!)<\/p>\n<p>cages?!?!?! Come on you loser idiot assholes. What<\/p>\n<p>a collection of ass backwards &#8220;Fundie Fatwa fucks&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the sane &#8216;Muslim world&#8217;, of which there<\/p>\n<p>are 1.5 BILLION, will not put up with this evil shit!<\/p>\n<p>In fact, Jordan decided &#8220;Welp, enough with all this<\/p>\n<p>evil public killings for religious reasons shit&#8221; and so<\/p>\n<p>they bombed the crap out them. Even, placing texts<\/p>\n<p>on the bombs to explain they&#8217;ll ALL be &#8220;eliminated&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/isis-jordan-boms-isis.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14914\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/isis-jordan-boms-isis-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"isis-jordan-boms-isis\" width=\"313\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/isis-jordan-boms-isis-300x201.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/isis-jordan-boms-isis.jpg 477w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a>(Suck it!)<\/p>\n<p>I say good! Finally. Take care of your fundie pricks<\/p>\n<p>Now, maybe us in here in America can try doing the<\/p>\n<p>same ensuring people who want in enact their sects<\/p>\n<p>religious\u00c2\u00a0doctrine into law get bitch slapped as well<\/p>\n<p><strong>Suckabees Shawn Moore Impression<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Remember Footloose? Well Republican &#8220;Bigot boy&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mike Suckabee sure does. In fact, he has channeled<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Footloose-preacher.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14915\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Footloose-preacher-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"Footloose preacher\" width=\"309\" height=\"174\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Footloose-preacher-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Footloose-preacher-1024x578.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Footloose-preacher.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/a>(No dancing!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/huckabee-sure-i-wrote-anti-dance-column-at-least-i-didnt-choom\/\">Reverend Shawn Moore character<\/a> by sayin dancing<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;sure won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help your christian life&#8221; and then added<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People&#8230;..would just not be able to respect a person<\/p>\n<p>who attended dances&#8221;. Now in all fairness&#8230;..he was<\/p>\n<p>only 17 when he said this. Which makes it worse but<\/p>\n<p>this <em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> a big deal. It just tells you what someone&#8217;ll<\/p>\n<p>do IF they get power. Oppress your hot dancing ass<\/p>\n<p>And what was the name of his Christian Group?!?!?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/huckabee1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14916\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/huckabee1-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"huckabee1\" width=\"309\" height=\"202\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/huckabee1-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/huckabee1.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/a>(&#8220;I&#8217;m a hypocrite!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Rapture Express&#8221;. It&#8217;s the religious version of<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Saved Soul Train&#8221; with prayer. Minus dancing<\/p>\n<p>At 17 I was rubbing 1 out in a fucking dirty gym sock<\/p>\n<p>Mike has done worse things than this, focus on those<\/p>\n<p>Super Fun Thing Today: These <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/trending-now\/what-a-hoot--owls-dance-in-front-of-gopro-camera-184700132.html\">Two Owls<\/a> Of Dance<br \/>\nNOTE: Republican Aaron Shock <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/post-politics\/wp\/2015\/02\/04\/aaron-schock-plans-to-pay-decorator-for-his-downton-abbey-inspired-office\/\">Violated The Rules<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a collection of jackasses. Evil, luddite violent religious extremist assholes. &#8220;Beheading&#8221; people in (To you ISIS!) cages?!?!?! Come on you loser idiot assholes. What a collection of ass backwards &#8220;Fundie Fatwa fucks&#8221; The rest of the sane &#8216;Muslim world&#8217;, of which there are 1.5 BILLION, will not put up with this evil shit! In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14912"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14921,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14912\/revisions\/14921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}