{"id":1490,"date":"2009-06-20T08:59:10","date_gmt":"2009-06-20T14:59:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2009-06-20T08:59:10","modified_gmt":"2009-06-20T14:59:10","slug":"toys-the-time-forgot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/20\/toys-the-time-forgot\/","title":{"rendered":"Toys The Time Forgot&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a gem. Why&#8217;d it ever go away?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/house-afire.JPG\" alt=\"house-afire.JPG\" height=\"201\" width=\"292\" \/>(Superb realism-thrilling action!)<\/p>\n<p>Yey! It&#8217;s all the fun of &#8220;real&#8221; house fires, but for little pyro&#8217;s to enjoy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Watch as you don&#8217;t put out the fire in time, and action figures burn to death&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Weeeee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What about Pet Ghost?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/pet-ghost.JPG\" alt=\"pet-ghost.JPG\" height=\"309\" width=\"292\" \/>(You feed it chains &amp; pain)<\/p>\n<p>Get &#8220;Pet Shaggy&#8221; from Scobby Doo, and watch him crap his pants when he see&#8217;s Pet Ghost. No wonder kids from that generation turned out so fucked up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a gem. Why&#8217;d it ever go away? (Superb realism-thrilling action!) Yey! It&#8217;s all the fun of &#8220;real&#8221; house fires, but for little pyro&#8217;s to enjoy&#8230; Watch as you don&#8217;t put out the fire in time, and action figures burn to death&#8230; Weeeee&#8230; What about Pet Ghost? (You feed it chains &amp; pain) Get &#8220;Pet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}