{"id":14890,"date":"2015-02-04T15:45:04","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T21:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14890"},"modified":"2015-02-04T15:47:12","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T21:47:12","slug":"measles-dumbfuckery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/02\/04\/measles-dumbfuckery\/","title":{"rendered":"Measles Dumbfuckery…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Measles are back<\/em>, & much better than ever<\/p>\n

So why are Measles which we cured,<\/em> back?<\/p>\n

\"Vaccine<\/a>(Derp!)<\/p>\n

It seems some people are looking at all our<\/p>\n

“vaccinations” & deciding not<\/em> to have their<\/p>\n

kids get them. By “people” I mean a “Knee<\/p>\n

Jerk Morons Reeking Havoc On All Society”<\/p>\n

This isn’t a fucking debate. This is clear cut<\/p>\n

SCIENCE<\/a>. There is one simple way to clean<\/p>\n

up all these utter wackos. When their kid is<\/p>\n

having chest pains just put leeches on them<\/p>\n

\"GiantBill\"<\/a>(You’re crazy!!!)<\/p>\n

And then, when the parent says, “Hey what<\/p>\n

the hell are you doing? That’s not helping at<\/p>\n

all. In fact, you are hurting him making him<\/p>\n

suffer for no reason”. I’d say “I agree so why<\/p>\n

the ever lovin’ fuck didn’t you vaccinate your<\/p>\n

kid allowing him to get the Measles then?!?!”<\/p>\n

We’ve regressed as a society so badly pretty<\/p>\n

soon idiots will be debating if “gravity” exists<\/p>\n

It’s not your right was a parent to place your<\/p>\n

\"Rand<\/a>(“I’m an idiot!”)<\/p>\n

kid in “moral danger” just because you are an<\/p>\n

idiot. If it were peoples legal right then DCFS<\/p>\n

wouldn’t exist stopping shitty moron parents<\/p>\n

Anyone “debatin'” the “freedom” to endanger<\/p>\n

other citizens should be slapped in the face &<\/p>\n

placed in the corner with a bigass DUNCE hat<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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Measles are back, & much better than ever So why are Measles which we cured, back? (Derp!) It seems some people are looking at all our “vaccinations” & deciding not to have their kids get them. By “people” I mean a “Knee Jerk Morons Reeking Havoc On All Society” This isn’t a fucking debate. This […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}