{"id":14841,"date":"2015-01-27T13:39:36","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T19:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14841"},"modified":"2015-01-27T13:55:23","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T19:55:23","slug":"congress-is-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/27\/congress-is-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Congress Is Like…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Your older uncle who wears Raiders Zuba sweat pants<\/p>\n

to the Thanksgiving dinner table to let everyone know<\/p>\n

\"turdPolishersUnion-426x450\"<\/a> (They’re off dooty!)<\/p>\n

that he “gave up trying”. It is like that troubled teen in<\/p>\n

any drama where they create more big problems outta<\/p>\n

thin air than any “humans” would EVER need to solve<\/p>\n

Shit, they’re not only creating problems when we have<\/p>\n

to solve problems. They’re directly ignoring all the shit<\/p>\n

problems we already have. Take the Democratic spank<\/p>\n

Bob Mendez<\/a> for an example, of trying to ‘Neo-Con’<\/em> any<\/p>\n

Iran sanctions deal by already puffing his tiny lil chest:<\/p>\n

\u00e2\u20ac\u0153The more I hear from the administration (US) and its quotes, the
\nmore it sounds like talking points that come straight out of Tehran.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

The beat of war drums do NOT want negotiation. They<\/p>\n

\"Dysfunction-Junction\"<\/a>(We know!)<\/p>\n

never have, and frankly it seems clear never will. Ever!<\/p>\n

Last I checked, anyone attempting to start negotiation<\/p>\n

with “Whatever they agree to, fuck it, we want more in<\/p>\n

order to ruin any possible deal”. But it’s not done there<\/p>\n

Ohhhhhhhhh hells No. House Republican’s, specifically<\/p>\n

John “Tangerine Head” Boehners<\/a> invitation, to PM Bibi<\/p>\n

Netanyahu to address Congress next month. That’s an<\/p>\n

unprecidented move, & broke common house protocol<\/p>\n

The only time it’s ever happened was never<\/em>. Pelosi<\/a> did<\/p>\n

reject W. Bush’s request not to meet with Syria’s head<\/p>\n

President Bashar al-Assad to talk peace in April of ’07<\/p>\n

BUT I believe people talking peace after 7 years of war<\/p>\n

is much different than inviting the “peeps” who seek to<\/p>\n

\"40c3dd920e403c06df7d29f7a1e5a71f\"<\/a>(We know!!!)<\/p>\n

obliterate others off the map, to speak to our congress<\/p>\n

They want war, it’s a pitch for war. And instead of em<\/p>\n

having the balls to call for it themselves they use their<\/p>\n

foreign surrogate. Ahem so is Bibi running our foreign<\/p>\n

policy now?!? Oh right, no. But their donors sure ARE<\/p>\n

Peace is the goal. War is a final option, not the FIRST<\/p>\n

For a congress that fucking does NOTHING, they sure<\/p>\n

are so excited about starting more wars for “someone”<\/p>\n

NOTE: RIP Ernie “Mr Baseball” Banks. What a legend
\nAnd also THE pioneer in all interviewing Joe Franklin<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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