{"id":14822,"date":"2015-01-26T12:52:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T18:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14822"},"modified":"2015-01-27T09:06:04","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T15:06:04","slug":"a-stroke-word-salad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/26\/a-stroke-word-salad\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stroke &#8220;Word Salad&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t type this lightly, but the rambling word salad<\/p>\n<p>that former Alaskan governor Sarah &#8220;Caribou Barbie&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-idiot-derp.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14823\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-idiot-derp-300x168.gif\" alt=\"Palin idiot derp\" width=\"314\" height=\"176\" \/><\/a>(Yes, we know)<\/p>\n<p>Palin gave over the weekend in Iowa was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2015\/01\/25\/sarah-palin-iowa-speech_n_6543762.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592\">THE oddest<\/a><\/p>\n<p>strangest collection of words tryin&#8217; to form a sentence<\/p>\n<p>She has outdone her usual, &#8220;I&#8217;m an idiot&#8221; in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RrzD-zqWwWc\">epic style<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Things must change for our government. Look at it.<br \/>\nIt isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t too big to fail. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s too big to succeed! It&#8217;s too big<br \/>\nto succeed&#8230;&#8230;so we can afford no retreads or nothing<br \/>\nwill change with the same people and same policies that<br \/>\ngot us into the status quo. Another Latin word, status quo<br \/>\nand, it stands for, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcMan&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.the Middle-Class everyday<br \/>\nAmericans are really gettin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 taken for a ride.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 That&#8217;s status<br \/>\nquo, and GOP leaders, by the way y&#8217;know the man can only<br \/>\nride ya when your back is bent. So strengthen it. Then, the<br \/>\nman can&#8217;t ride ya&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;America &#8220;won&#8217;t be taken for a ride&#8221;,<br \/>\nbecause so much is at stake and we can&#8217;t afford politicians<br \/>\nplayin&#8217; games like nothing more&#8217;s at stake than, oh, maybe<br \/>\njust the next standing of theirs in the next election&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/facepalm.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14825\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/facepalm-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"facepalm\" width=\"312\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/facepalm.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/facepalm-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 312px) 100vw, 312px\" \/><\/a>(Holy fuck)<\/p>\n<p>If anyone on this planet can make sense of it please go<\/p>\n<p>to the nearest computer &amp; fuckin translate the shitburp<\/p>\n<p>And if ya think it&#8217;s over yet, well you don&#8217;t know <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=x3r1N90l-Qk\">strokey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really, it&#8217;s kind of Orwellian, observing how that works,<br \/>\nthat rule of Saul Alinsky&#8217;s, no doubt, that the left employs.<br \/>\nDisgusting charges, from the left. Reverse them &#8212; for it is<br \/>\nthey who point a finger not realizing that they have triple that<br \/>\namount of fingers pointing right back at em, revealing that they<br \/>\nare the ones who really discriminate &amp; divide on color &amp; class<br \/>\nand sex. We call them out. We don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t let them getaway with it\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Any ideas you have on this Verbal Fart, might help too<\/p>\n<p>If she is implying &#8220;The specific actions, policy, &amp; words<\/p>\n<p>we spew that are overtly sexest, racist, &amp; inhuman are<\/p>\n<p>really THEM&#8221;. It&#8217;s an &#8220;I&#8217;m Rubber You&#8217;re Glue&#8221; school BS<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/palin-fck-michael-moore.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14827\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/palin-fck-michael-moore-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"palin-fck-michael-moore\" width=\"317\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/palin-fck-michael-moore-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/palin-fck-michael-moore.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>(Classy!)<\/p>\n<p>And she only does it, to avoid ANY discussion of reality<\/p>\n<p>Her camp said her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/sarah-palin-dishes-bizarre-improvised-rant-iowa-article-1.2091124\">Teleprompter &#8220;broke&#8221;<\/a>. Hey now&#8230;.I<\/p>\n<p>thought those were &#8220;evil&#8221; or &#8220;Commie tools&#8221;. Meh, it is<\/p>\n<p>hard to keep things straight in Batshitcrazy Republican<\/p>\n<p>Land. Their rules, or insults change like a baby&#8217;s diaper<\/p>\n<p>This whole event was called, &#8216;Congressman Steve Kings&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Freedom Summit&#8221;. They do put the Dumb, in Freedom<\/p>\n<p>My two favorites are: &#8220;We don&#8217;t sit on our thumbs&#8221;, and<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-fuck-me.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14828\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-fuck-me-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"Palin fuck me\" width=\"313\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-fuck-me-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Palin-fuck-me.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/><\/a>(Upgraded?!?!)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s good we have a deep bench(2016?)&#8221;. Someone hit<\/p>\n<p>McCain the balls, for unleashing this vile shitstain on us<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: The SAG awards were last night. Great winners<br \/>\n&amp;, everyone was great. Glad the actor from The Theory<br \/>\nOf Everything won. His name&#8217;s Eddie Redmayne. Look<br \/>\nfor him in the future his star will be one of the brightest<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t type this lightly, but the rambling word salad that former Alaskan governor Sarah &#8220;Caribou Barbie&#8221; (Yes, we know) Palin gave over the weekend in Iowa was THE oddest strangest collection of words tryin&#8217; to form a sentence She has outdone her usual, &#8220;I&#8217;m an idiot&#8221; in epic style: &#8220;Things must change for our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14822"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14840,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14822\/revisions\/14840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}