{"id":14795,"date":"2015-01-16T14:26:26","date_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:26:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14795"},"modified":"2015-01-16T14:26:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-16T20:26:26","slug":"i-wonder-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2015\/01\/16\/i-wonder-if\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I Wonder If&#8221;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Friday to you all! So, this was something fun<\/p>\n<p>I was playing with. You can <em>play it<\/em> with your friends<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Sometimes-I-Wonder-If-Poodles-Like-Noodles-9780689805639.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14796\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Sometimes-I-Wonder-If-Poodles-Like-Noodles-9780689805639-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"Sometimes-I-Wonder-If-Poodles-Like-Noodles-9780689805639\" width=\"308\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Sometimes-I-Wonder-If-Poodles-Like-Noodles-9780689805639-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Sometimes-I-Wonder-If-Poodles-Like-Noodles-9780689805639.jpg 299w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/><\/a>(Fuck no&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called &#8220;I wonder if&#8221;, where you wonder about the<\/p>\n<p>shit that no one in their &#8220;right minds&#8221; would ever do<\/p>\n<p>Here, let me start you out on it: &#8220;Boy&#8230;.I wonder how<\/p>\n<p>the cast from the Jersey Shore is doing today?&#8221;. Then<\/p>\n<p>you &#8216;sarcastically roll your eyes&#8217;, raise your leg, &amp; fart<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend, &amp; have fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Friday to you all! So, this was something fun I was playing with. You can play it with your friends (Fuck no&#8230;) It&#8217;s called &#8220;I wonder if&#8221;, where you wonder about the shit that no one in their &#8220;right minds&#8221; would ever do Here, let me start you out on it: &#8220;Boy&#8230;.I wonder how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14797,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14795\/revisions\/14797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}