{"id":1454,"date":"2009-06-13T10:23:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-13T16:23:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1454"},"modified":"2009-06-13T10:23:33","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T16:23:33","slug":"miss-sarah-palin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/13\/miss-sarah-palin\/","title":{"rendered":"Miss Sarah Palin…"},"content":{"rendered":"

A poem in two acts…<\/p>\n

\"sarah-palin-oil-painting.jpg\"(Letterman rape!)<\/p>\n

Act I<\/p>\n

You stand in a short skirt against the wall
\nDishing out winks, and moose stew for all
\nCreating more lies to go with faux outrage
\nAnything under the sun to keep you onstage<\/p>\n

Letterman admitted he joked with poor taste
\nYou made it statutory rape with your lying face
\nIf you truly loved your family as you claim to do
\nYou wouldn’t say Willow was a rape victim too<\/p>\n

\"palin-blue-caracature.jpg\"(Her dental bills are sky high)<\/p>\n

ACT II<\/p>\n

You go on the Today show to continue the lying
\nSayin’ Dave would rape Willow leavin’ her crying
\nIt’s not true, you hurt your kid, & don’t give a shit
\nB\/c you think rape victims must pay for their kit<\/p>\n

Somehow you’re thinking that people still care
\nWorking on “cutesy catchphrases” & fancy hair
\nThat’s not how life works, your time passed you by
\nWhy can’t you tell? No clue, but go fuck yourself<\/p>\n

For those of you who didn’t see her continue lying on the Today show…<\/p>\n

Here you go<\/a>…<\/p>\n

When the GOP starts attacking comedians like political opponents, it’s over…<\/p>\n

We make jokes for a living, it’s our job. If you don’t like it, either grow the fuck up and get a sense of humor, or loose every election for next 30 years…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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