{"id":14459,"date":"2014-10-31T11:46:08","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T17:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14459"},"modified":"2014-10-31T12:58:35","modified_gmt":"2014-10-31T18:58:35","slug":"happy-halloweinis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/31\/happy-halloweinis\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloweinis!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know what I “meanis”?!?!?! Don’t put this<\/p>\n

between us. No it’s not time for teanis & make<\/p>\n

\"optimus-pint-beer\"<\/a>(Optimus Pint!)<\/p>\n

sure the grass is greenis. Yes, I’m a moron. But<\/p>\n

I’m your “moron”. If “trick or treating” tonight<\/p>\n

just remember these three important “things”:<\/p>\n

1) No Means No
\n2) They must be over 16
\n3) Can’t Be Alone With Children<\/p>\n

Wait, I might have confused my list<\/em> with “Sex<\/p>\n

Offenders”, sorry about that. Me not type good<\/p>\n

Remember: Mid-term madness Monday Vote!
\nNOTE: Apple CEO Tim Cook’s gay<\/a> good 4 him<\/p>\n

Have a spooky great day!<\/p>\n

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You know what I “meanis”?!?!?! Don’t put this between us. No it’s not time for teanis & make (Optimus Pint!) sure the grass is greenis. Yes, I’m a moron. But I’m your “moron”. If “trick or treating” tonight just remember these three important “things”: 1) No Means No 2) They must be over 16 3) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}