{"id":1441,"date":"2009-06-11T10:11:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-11T16:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2009-06-11T10:56:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-11T16:56:54","slug":"prejeans-racists-palinsoh-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/11\/prejeans-racists-palinsoh-my\/","title":{"rendered":"Prejean’s, & Racists, & Palin’s…Oh My!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carrie Prejean dumped as Miss Douch-a-fornia<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"carrie-prejean.jpg\"(It’s an “opposite” press conference)<\/p>\n

Her last name literally translates to “Before the time of jeans”…<\/p>\n

She lost her crown, again, due to “contract violations,” including missing scheduled pageant events. Here’s hoping she courageously fights to retain her crown again<\/em>, which was taken from this poor girl with no chance of success, all so she can loose it on her own terms again<\/em>. Only then will we all know the sheer joy of finding out she’s fucking this guy in the grocery store line tabloids…<\/p>\n

\"quagmire-carrie-prejean.jpg\"(Giggidy, giggidy)<\/p>\n

I’ve smelt smarter farts…<\/p>\n

DING, you’re 15 minutes are up, you’re now free to move about the country…
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\nHolocaust Museum Shitstorm<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why do white supremacist ruin everything?<\/p>\n

\"amd_james_brunn.jpg\"(Mr. Insano Bigot I presume?)<\/p>\n

An 88 year-old white supremacist denying the Holocaust walked into the Museum, then shot at two security guards, and one died. This is sick, sad, and weird. How can an 88 year-old racist even shoot straight? We should get Chuck Norris…<\/p>\n

To beat the bigot out of him…<\/p>\n

\"chuck-norris.jpg\"(Let me get my bigot beaters on him)<\/p>\n

He’s lonely since all his KKK friends are dead. Total nutjobs are like Doritos: crunch all you want, we’ll make more. Here’s hoping he gets placed in a small cell with a big black Jew. There’s going to be some bigot white ass tapping tonight…<\/p>\n

Palin Gets Letterman Smackdown<\/strong><\/p>\n

Knock Knock<\/p>\n

Who’s there?<\/p>\n

Sara Palin<\/p>\n

Sarah Palin who?<\/p>\n

It’s me, VP of John McCain in the 2008 election, Sarah Palin…<\/p>\n

I honestly don’t know who the fuck you are. Leave or I’m calling the cops…<\/p>\n

\"sarah-palin-garbage-pail-card.jpg\"(I have duplicates)<\/p>\n

Watch here and enjoy<\/a><\/p>\n

Wow, in trying anything to stay in the spot light, she’s like a starving rottweiler with a pork chop. I feel like the owner, “Drop it, droooooooop it, drooooooop it”<\/p>\n

Go here<\/a>, get tickets, they’re going fast…<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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