{"id":1431,"date":"2009-06-09T10:27:21","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T16:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1431"},"modified":"2009-06-09T10:27:21","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T16:27:21","slug":"adam-lambert-is-gay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/09\/adam-lambert-is-gay\/","title":{"rendered":"Adam Lambert Is Gay?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No way! We also just discovered water is wet, cars need gas, and farts smell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/adam-lambert-gay.jpg\" alt=\"adam-lambert-gay.jpg\" height=\"330\" width=\"243\" \/>(The other cover read &#8220;Sir Gayness&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I&#8217;m gay&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not. The make-up, outfits, sucking off men. Is this shit even news?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/adam-lambert.jpg\" alt=\"adam-lambert.jpg\" height=\"242\" width=\"242\" \/>(He makes Liberace look straight)<\/p>\n<p>No. Must be a slow news cycle this week. I guess the Air France crash, Bret Michaels breaking his nose at the Tony&#8217;s, and Patti Blagojevich wasn&#8217;t enough&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Look I understand you want to make a statement that allows you to &#8220;feel free&#8221; and that&#8217;s a <em>great<\/em> thing which I support and applaud; but him saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m gay&#8221; is like Rush Limbaugh admitting he&#8217;s an &#8220;asshole&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/master-of-the-obvious.jpg\" alt=\"master-of-the-obvious.jpg\" height=\"267\" width=\"243\" \/>(Me explain all)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s common knowledge. He&#8217;s gayer than Gay Gayersons gay dog Gaybee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Newt Gingrich Wears Ass For Face<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>WTF?!?!<\/p>\n<p>No, seriously&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/newt-podium-ejector-seat.jpg\" alt=\"newt-podium-ejector-seat.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"242\" \/>(I&#8217;ll hit the &#8220;ejector&#8221; button)<\/p>\n<p>Newt, was the headliner at a GOP funding raising dinner last night when he said the GM auto industry-bailout, &#8220;already failed&#8221;. Really, where were you against Bush in December of 2008 when he gave 17.4 BILLION in bailout money to the big three including GM? Oh, I guess that was <em>before<\/em> you cared about &#8220;bailout money&#8221;. Where were you when Bush pushed through the 700 BILLION wall-street bailout on October 3rd? Oh, that&#8217;s right you weren&#8217;t an active, seated leader&#8230;just like <em>now<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/bullshit-blvd-near-exit.jpg\" alt=\"bullshit-blvd-near-exit.jpg\" height=\"151\" width=\"244\" \/>(An exit is always near BS for safety)<\/p>\n<p>Who do they dust off to be master of ceremonies, and trot out to get the now exciting &#8220;old white guy bigot&#8221; vote? Yep, crusty actor Jon Voight who hates his daughter. Well what did Midnight Cowboy have to say? &#8220;We are becoming a weak nation&#8221;, then called Obama a &#8220;false prophet&#8221;, then said, &#8220;Republicans need to find their way back to power to free the nation from &#8220;this Obama oppression&#8221;&#8230;all this, from&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/jon-voight.jpg\" alt=\"jon-voight.jpg\" height=\"332\" width=\"242\" \/>(Nice &#8220;suburban biker&#8221; look)<\/p>\n<p>An actor&#8230;who&#8217;ll read anything you place under his face if the check clears&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll agree with him that Republicans &#8220;need to fight their way back&#8221;, but it has little to do with Obama. They have no ideas right now. They drove our economy off a cliff, and now want the car keys again. All you hear is &#8220;cut taxes&#8221;(they&#8217;re already cut), and &#8220;terrorism&#8221;. We&#8217;ve got a handle on those for today. We&#8217;re good&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No way! We also just discovered water is wet, cars need gas, and farts smell&#8230; (The other cover read &#8220;Sir Gayness&#8221;) He said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I&#8217;m gay&#8221;&#8230; It&#8217;s not. The make-up, outfits, sucking off men. Is this shit even news? 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