“nut rack joke”<\/a>…smooth…<\/p>\nI’d give anything to watch this in the same room with these two guys today, and count the number of times they cover their faces in shame, or bust out laughing…<\/p>\n
![\"milli-vanilli.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/milli-vanilli.jpg\")
(Blunder Twins powers activate)<\/p>\n
Meh, at least they were way better than Milli Vanilli, cause they actually sung…<\/p>\n
Flight 447 Found<\/strong><\/p>\nShit balls! Sad news…<\/p>\n
Bodies, debris, & everything short of the black box has been found…<\/p>\n
![\"sad-dice.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/sad-dice.jpg\")
(Damn)<\/p>\n
Not good. It’s a tragedy, and much love out them and their greaving families…<\/p>\n
Why can’t a plane filled with assholes explode? I’d think assholes would want<\/em> to fly with other assholes because assholes tend to get along famously with each other…<\/p>\n![\"assholeairlines.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/assholeairlines.jpg\")
(Tickets are cheaper)<\/p>\n
Just sayin’…<\/p>\n
Five Different Ways To Spice Up Your Sex Life<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"unicyclists-sex-advice.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/unicyclists-sex-advice.jpg\")
(Listen up now)<\/p>\n
1) Use tabasco sauce
\n2) Don’t call out another persons name during it
\n3) If someone is pleasuring your orally, don’t file or clip your nails
\n4) Film it, then use it later in any divorce hearings to show the “lack of quality sex”
\n5) Use a vibrator, but make sure it has batteries. Making the “sound” won’t work<\/p>\n
Have a day!<\/p>\n
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(2 Hype reflection pictures?)<\/p>\n![\"kid-n-play-today.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/kid-n-play-today.jpg\")
(One’s Powder; the other’s a teacher)<\/p>\n![\"house-party-movie-poster.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/house-party-movie-poster.jpg\")
(House Party called, they’d like a script)<\/p>\n