{"id":14191,"date":"2014-09-24T10:42:31","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T16:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14191"},"modified":"2014-09-24T10:56:04","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T16:56:04","slug":"the-toupeed-talking-turd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/24\/the-toupeed-talking-turd\/","title":{"rendered":"The Toupeed Talking Turd&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Trump is like the gift that keeps on giving &amp; yet<\/p>\n<p>it is so clueless, it doesn&#8217;t know that it&#8217;s giving more<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_mctv9qSju51qg39ewo1_500.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14192\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/tumblr_mctv9qSju51qg39ewo1_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_mctv9qSju51qg39ewo1_500\" width=\"318\" height=\"179\" \/><\/a>(Keep talking idiot)<\/p>\n<p>He was trying to, &#8220;help&#8221; Kentucky republican Mitch<\/p>\n<p>McConnell by stumping for him on FOX, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/trump-kentucky-should-reelect-sen-mcconnell-because-he-gets-so-many-earmarks\/\">failed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I were in Kentucky I can tell you, with all of Mitch\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<br \/>\ntenure, &amp; all of the money he brings back to Kentucky<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d I heard one person saying, oh, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s unfair to bring so<br \/>\nmuch $ back to Kentucky(pork\/ear marks) well, I wish<br \/>\nwe had that in New York, I wish we had that elsewhere<\/p>\n<p>Frankly, if I am in Kentucky, I love all the money coming<br \/>\nback into Kentucky. But he gets that because of his power<br \/>\n&amp; his tenure. It would be very very foolish to give that up&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha ha ha ha! What a fucking moron. Republicans<\/p>\n<p>scream &#8220;Limited gumberment&#8221;. But what they <em>mean<\/em><\/p>\n<p>is &#8220;small gumberment&#8221;, &amp; &#8220;rugged individualism&#8221; for<\/p>\n<p>Democrats, Minorities, the Poor, &amp; anyone <em>not<\/em> them<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14193\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-courting-racists-assholes-300x179.jpg\" alt=\"Trump courting racists assholes\" width=\"313\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-courting-racists-assholes-300x179.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-courting-racists-assholes.jpg 537w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 313px) 100vw, 313px\" \/>(Fuck off)<\/p>\n<p>You see, they <em>deserve,<\/em> &#8220;THEIR Welfare&#8221; all day long<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Toupee Turd&#8217; just admitted it openly for all to HEAR<\/p>\n<p>The kicker, Trump doesn&#8217;t know our US Congress so<\/p>\n<p>he stupidly right on que tweets this mega mouthfart:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why would the people of Kentucky want a<br \/>\nrookie Senator\u00e2\u20ac\u201c they have Sen. Mitch <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McConnellPress\">@McConnellPress<\/a><br \/>\nwho may be next Speaker &amp; bring $&#8217;s to KY?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Umm, that <em>would<\/em> be a neat trick. But the Speaker is<\/p>\n<p>in the House. Mitch is in the Senate, but not for long<\/p>\n<p>Trump&#8217;s like if ya mixed racist jiz, a bad UFC fighters<\/p>\n<p>Pre-Cage patter, a 5 year old&#8217;s version of history and<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14194\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-douche-hole-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"Donald Trump Announces Scottish Golf course Plans\" width=\"315\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-douche-hole-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-douche-hole-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Trump-douche-hole.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/>(We know)<\/p>\n<p>put it all under a &#8216;cotton candy clown wig&#8217;. A Talking<\/p>\n<p>Anus spewing feces has more social value. At least ya<\/p>\n<p>can put in a freak show tent &amp; charge cash. This thing<\/p>\n<p>would lose in a debate to Rick Perry, &amp; a US Mail Box<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Trump is like the gift that keeps on giving &amp; yet it is so clueless, it doesn&#8217;t know that it&#8217;s giving more (Keep talking idiot) He was trying to, &#8220;help&#8221; Kentucky republican Mitch McConnell by stumping for him on FOX, and failed: &#8220;If I were in Kentucky I can tell you, with all of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14191"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14191"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14201,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14191\/revisions\/14201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}