{"id":14079,"date":"2014-09-05T12:13:42","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T18:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=14079"},"modified":"2014-09-05T16:31:13","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T22:31:13","slug":"banner-id-like-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/05\/banner-id-like-to-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Banner I&#8217;d Like To See&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well look, it&#8217;s fucking Friday already. How great is that?<\/p>\n<p>Football is back, the fall is approaching, &amp; life is gooood<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bobs-Burgers.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-14085\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bobs-Burgers-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"Bobs-Burgers\" width=\"310\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bobs-Burgers-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Bobs-Burgers.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 310px) 100vw, 310px\" \/><\/a>(Farts Are Liberty)<\/p>\n<p>But what would make it better?!?!? Oh, I know, seeing a<\/p>\n<p>banner that read: &#8220;This Weekend Only-Fart Convention;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s A Gas!&#8221;. Yes, I&#8217;m just a little boy who makes silly fart<\/p>\n<p>jokes. Meh, it&#8217;s my best hand, and I&#8217;m so sticking with it<\/p>\n<p>Note: Bears season opener Sunday buckle up my bitches<br \/>\nRIP Joan Rivers. She was a very good comedian, miss ya<\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well look, it&#8217;s fucking Friday already. How great is that? Football is back, the fall is approaching, &amp; life is gooood (Farts Are Liberty) But what would make it better?!?!? Oh, I know, seeing a banner that read: &#8220;This Weekend Only-Fart Convention; It&#8217;s A Gas!&#8221;. Yes, I&#8217;m just a little boy who makes silly fart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14079"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14079"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14093,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14079\/revisions\/14093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}