{"id":1404,"date":"2009-06-04T10:04:20","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T16:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2009-06-04T10:12:08","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T16:12:08","slug":"kill-billkilled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/04\/kill-billkilled\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill Bill…killed?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, not killed<\/em>…<\/p>\n

\"david-cariden.jpg\"(Mah! It’s the Crypt Keeper<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Rather died at the age of 72 in his Thailand hotel where he was filming his latest movie Stretch<\/em>. Police suspect suicide. This really sucks wind…<\/p>\n

\"gummie-bear-kill-bill.jpg\"(Kill Bill gummy bears<\/em> are hard core)<\/p>\n

He was fantastic in Kill Bill I and II, Kung Fu TV series, and many more. Whenever people say “many more” like I just did it’s mostly because we really don’t know the exact titles of the others but still want to sound remotely like we know what the fuck we’re talking about. I clearly don’t, but you notice that<\/em> didn’t stop me…<\/p>\n

The good news was that he kicked serious ass. Not Chuck Norris style ass, but ass…<\/p>\n

Here’s to you film warrior…and your Nerdy brother Robert…<\/p>\n

\"robert-caredine.jpg\"(Nerds!)<\/p>\n

Is there some sort of “god swap program” where we can exchange him for you?<\/p>\n

No offense Robert, still like ya, just like David more…<\/p>\n

RIP Bill…<\/p>\n

Tennis: To Grunt Or Not To Grunt<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"maria-sharapova-grunts.jpg\"(Sexy grunts work)<\/p>\n

It’s all pretty simple…<\/p>\n

If you’re a man home alone watching women play on TV, you’re hoping yes…<\/p>\n

If you’re a woman home alone watching men play on TV, you’re hoping yes…<\/p>\n

If you’re a gay man home alone watching women play on TV, you don’t care…<\/p>\n

If you’re a gay women home alone watching women play on TV…<\/p>\n

You’re drawing the shades…<\/p>\n

\"dog-ball-boy.jpg\"(Ball boys are getting replaced…)<\/p>\n

Sometimes though, they’re not “sexy grunts”…<\/p>\n

They’re more grunts that sound more like you’re strangling a cat…so grunt wisely<\/p>\n

FYI-The show at University Of Chicago last night kicked royal ass. Big thanks out to everyone who had a hand in helping, Vaney, Molly, and all the rest…<\/p>\n

The funk was brought!<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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