{"id":13791,"date":"2014-07-29T11:24:21","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T17:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13791"},"modified":"2014-07-29T11:25:07","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T17:25:07","slug":"a-pair-of-tits-beats-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/29\/a-pair-of-tits-beats-guns\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pair Of Tits Beats “Guns”?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

In Political Poker a pair of tits always beats “guns”?!<\/p>\n

Texas open carry gun advocates started complaining<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>(A compromise?!?!)<\/p>\n

that “topless protesters” are “ruining” their monthly<\/p>\n

walks in support of gun rights. They chose to take to<\/p>\n

social media to call them all “skanky topless libtards”<\/p>\n

And forget, like tits, there were only two. The reason<\/p>\n

the women were protesting?!?! It’s legal to be topless<\/p>\n

in Austin, Texas. Their cogent point<\/em> was, “Just cause<\/p>\n

you legally can do something, doesn’t mean that you<\/p>\n

should”. So, society has boundaries of good behavior<\/p>\n

\"\"(Boobs for peace)<\/p>\n

The gun toting morons couldn’t grasp when their big<\/p>\n

ignorance in the form of tits was “literally” shoved in<\/p>\n

their “faces”. It’s gun nut tea party dolts, so naturally,<\/p>\n

next came…the racism<\/a>. According to one of the ladies<\/p>\n

“We were told we were a disgrace to our
\nrace by a couple of the open carry guys”<\/p>\n

Race has nothing to do with brandishing weapons on<\/p>\n

our streets & this lead to the ladies following the men<\/p>\n

into the restaurant, using terms like ‘white pride’ and<\/p>\n

white power which so bothered the gun toting racists<\/em><\/p>\n

Well cry me a fucking river, you massively big pussies<\/p>\n

\"\"(No shit!)<\/p>\n

If you don’t want to be called racist. Stop saying racist<\/p>\n

shit. Pretty simple. But they won’t. Guess in the newly<\/p>\n

nutso Conservative World of Batshitcrazy a pair of tits<\/p>\n

on the street are more dangerous then loaded AR-15s<\/p>\n

Tits do not kill people; guys with tiny dicks, & guns do<\/p>\n

Have a day!<\/p>\n

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