{"id":1376,"date":"2009-05-29T10:03:46","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T16:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=1376"},"modified":"2009-05-31T13:57:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-31T19:57:21","slug":"pharses-im-sick-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/29\/pharses-im-sick-of\/","title":{"rendered":"Phrases I&#8217;m Sick Of&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I hear one more person say &#8220;jumped the shark&#8221;, I&#8217;m going to &#8220;punch the throat&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s odd when the pharse someone&#8217;s using actually applies to the phrase itself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/fonzie-jumps-the-shark.jpg\" alt=\"fonzie-jumps-the-shark.jpg\" height=\"228\" width=\"269\" \/>(Wha? Before I had babies on each hand)<\/p>\n<p>Here are some other phrases I&#8217;m sick being said by someone like this guy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/the-jerk.jpg\" alt=\"the-jerk.jpg\" height=\"404\" width=\"268\" \/>(What&#8217;s crackin mama?)<\/p>\n<p>-&#8220;Bromance&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;24\/7&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Party Like A Rockstar!&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;That&#8217;s How I roll&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Been there, done that&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Now that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m talking about&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;I heard that&#8221;(Yes you did, that&#8217;s why I said it. Glad you&#8217;re not deaf)<br \/>\n-&#8220;Sir you can&#8217;t just whip it out &amp; pee during Church&#8221;<br \/>\n-&#8220;Birminghan Booty Call&#8221;(Look it up, NSFW)<\/p>\n<p>If you have any others, please add them to the list. The shitter the better&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Since When&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Did the GOP become the cast of Mama&#8217;s Family?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mamas-family.jpg\" alt=\"mamas-family.jpg\" height=\"270\" width=\"270\" \/>(Wow, <em>two<\/em> drink coasters)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how it goes down&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They attack the Obama supreme court nomination Sotomayor for saying &#8220;racist&#8221; comments. It&#8217;s not true, it stops. Then they attack her saying, &#8220;she going to take your guns away&#8221;. It not true, it&#8217;s actually from a case about New Yorks rights to have a law banning Nunchucks, it goes away. Since these didn&#8217;t work, now they&#8217;ll shout, &#8220;She&#8217;s a Latina women, and as we all know she&#8217;s got a temper, and far far too emotional&#8221;. That&#8217;ll be their last ditch effort. At least the last one is honest showing they don&#8217;t like Latino&#8217;s. I guess they can only see Latino&#8217;s like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/latino-sterotypes.jpg\" alt=\"latino-sterotypes.jpg\" height=\"248\" width=\"269\" \/>(Rollin&#8217; like a Cholo)<\/p>\n<p>Why? As they say in comedy, &#8220;No new material&#8221;. They sort of remind me of that racist old uncle you tolerate because they only come at X-mas and Easter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Go to &#8220;shows&#8221; &amp; get your tickets for the June 27th shows. They&#8217;ll go fast&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1160160060\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I hear one more person say &#8220;jumped the shark&#8221;, I&#8217;m going to &#8220;punch the throat&#8221;&#8230; It&#8217;s odd when the pharse someone&#8217;s using actually applies to the phrase itself&#8230; (Wha? Before I had babies on each hand) Here are some other phrases I&#8217;m sick being said by someone like this guy&#8230; (What&#8217;s crackin mama?) -&#8220;Bromance&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}