{"id":13739,"date":"2014-07-18T09:07:26","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T15:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13739"},"modified":"2014-07-18T09:40:45","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T15:40:45","slug":"f-drones-try-carrier-pigeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/18\/f-drones-try-carrier-pigeon\/","title":{"rendered":"F-Drones, Try Carrier Pigeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I order on-line, and it comes to the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153shipping\u00e2\u20ac\u009d part on<\/p>\n<p>my checkout, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m pissed they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t offer the &#8220;Carrier Pigeon&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Carrier Pigeon Fed Ex\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Carrier-Pigeon-Fed-Ex-300x175.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"290\" height=\"170\" \/>(Lookin&#8217; gooooood)<\/p>\n<p>option. Maybe a bird dressed in a <em>fancy<\/em> leather &#8220;pilot outfit&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Or a cool one wearing a little helmet with flames on the side<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Carrier Pigeon airplane\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Carrier-Pigeon-airplane-300x211.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"206\" \/>(Avoid the propeller)<\/p>\n<p>The only problem is&#8230;.when there is a &#8220;Mix-Up&#8221; in shipping<\/p>\n<p>Something squawking at you, shitting on your head &amp; then<\/p>\n<p>flying away isn&#8217;t exactly the &#8220;customer service&#8221; we wanted<\/p>\n<p>RIP-To the perished souls &amp; family on flight 17. Much love<\/p>\n<p>Monday: NBC Punishes Reporter For <a href=\"https:\/\/firstlook.org\/theintercept\/2014\/07\/17\/nbc-removes-ayman-mohyeldin-gaza-coverage-witnesses-israeli-beach-killing-four-boys\/\">Actual Journalism<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a weekend!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I order on-line, and it comes to the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153shipping\u00e2\u20ac\u009d part on my checkout, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m pissed they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t offer the &#8220;Carrier Pigeon&#8221; (Lookin&#8217; gooooood) option. Maybe a bird dressed in a fancy leather &#8220;pilot outfit&#8221; Or a cool one wearing a little helmet with flames on the side (Avoid the propeller) The only problem is&#8230;.when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13739"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13739"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13747,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13739\/revisions\/13747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}