{"id":13729,"date":"2014-07-17T09:50:17","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13729"},"modified":"2014-07-17T09:59:45","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T15:59:45","slug":"kkkandy-lying-levin-loses-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/17\/kkkandy-lying-levin-loses-it\/","title":{"rendered":"KKKandy &#038; Lying Levin Loses It&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The New &amp; Exciting KKK&#8217;s numbers are pretty low by<\/p>\n<p>today&#8217;s standards. But&#8230;.they figured out the best way<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13730\" title=\"Free Candy van\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Free-Candy-van.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"202\" \/>(Molester Van!)<\/p>\n<p>to recruit KIDS!!!!!!!! They all decided to go the &#8220;child<\/p>\n<p>molester&#8221; route &amp; go with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedailybeast.com\/cheats\/2014\/07\/16\/kkk-used-candy-to-get-members.html\">&#8220;candy&#8221;<\/a>. Now the only thing<\/p>\n<p>missing is the &#8220;creepy 70&#8217;s van&#8221; with the &#8220;sliding door&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See, if you&#8217;re a southern KKK racist who has to wear a<\/p>\n<p>hood, you &#8220;might&#8221; want to keep a lower profile. But no<\/p>\n<p>South Carolina seems like a &#8220;delightful area&#8221;, until you<\/p>\n<p>get a &#8216;baggy&#8217; of racist candy for your kids. According to<\/p>\n<p>a man who says he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the local imperial khalif, the candy<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13731\" title=\"KKK filer with candy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/KKK-filer-with-candy.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/KKK-filer-with-candy.png 608w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/KKK-filer-with-candy-300x168.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/>(What marketing!)<\/p>\n<p>scheme was part of a three-times-a-year recruiting idea<\/p>\n<p>Wow, are the other 2 &#8220;Cross Burning Smore&#8217;s Night&#8221;, &amp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Racist Puppet Shows&#8221;?!? For a &#8220;Superior Race&#8221; they&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>really really really bad at marketing, &amp; dumb as all fuck<\/p>\n<p>Then again, how do you sell &#8220;Racism&#8221;? Ask Republicans<\/p>\n<p><strong>Loud Lying Loser Levin <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Seems, the &#8220;loud lying loser fundamentalist ASS&#8221; called<\/p>\n<p>Mark Levin is shaking his tiny, silly rattle. He called out<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13732\" title=\"Mark &quot;I'm A Loser&quot; Levin\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Mark-Im-A-Loser-Levin.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Mark-Im-A-Loser-Levin.png 457w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Mark-Im-A-Loser-Levin-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Mark-Im-A-Loser-Levin-296x300.png 296w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/>(We know)<\/p>\n<p>Jon Stewart over his great &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/online\/mark-levin-goes-on-rant-against-knee-jerk-idiot-jon-stewart-over-israel\/\">Gaza Strip bit&#8217;<\/a>. Might as well<\/p>\n<p>poke a hungry grizzly bear with stick if you&#8217;re a crippled<\/p>\n<p>kid in a rusty wheel cheer with &#8216;no wheels&#8217;. So, this ends<\/p>\n<p>badly for Levin. He called Jon a &#8220;knee-jerk idiot&#8221; &amp; this:<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Have you f\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ing seen Israel, you little twerp? Have you f\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ing<br \/>\nseen what surrounds Israel, you little twerp?!?! You oughta<br \/>\nhear this guy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s jokes about the <em>Holocaust<\/em>, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s very funny!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>No one likes Jew on Jew verbal violence. But in fairness<\/p>\n<p>Mark&#8217;s eye shadow comes in &#8220;Queen Bitch&#8221; &amp; &#8220;Ice Cunt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aside from name calling, Mark does not have a show. He<\/p>\n<p>doesn&#8217;t have facts, statistics or any reality. Oh, since Jon<\/p>\n<p>changed his name Mark doesn&#8217;t &#8220;Trust Jews who change<\/p>\n<p>their names!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. It seems if anything Mark&#8217;s just SO upset<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13733\" title=\"Mark Levin racist loser\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Mark-Levin-racist-loser.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"180\" \/>(Then stop being racists)<\/p>\n<p>because &#8220;The Daily Show&#8221; pointed out the absurdity &amp; he<\/p>\n<p>doesn&#8217;t have a counter point. Now&#8230;..what do children do<\/p>\n<p>when they can&#8217;t address the content?! They call them out<\/p>\n<p>as if they&#8217;re not &#8220;real Jews&#8221;. *Cough* Marks tiny wenis is<\/p>\n<p>is on full display. He may as well say, &#8220;It bugs me when I<\/p>\n<p>can&#8217;t call people anti-semitic so all I have is name calling&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow: Issa-hole Wastes More $ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/07\/16\/darrell-issa-hearing_n_5592009.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592\">Lying Then Leaving<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-1094430381\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New &amp; Exciting KKK&#8217;s numbers are pretty low by today&#8217;s standards. But&#8230;.they figured out the best way (Molester Van!) to recruit KIDS!!!!!!!! They all decided to go the &#8220;child molester&#8221; route &amp; go with &#8220;candy&#8221;. Now the only thing missing is the &#8220;creepy 70&#8217;s van&#8221; with the &#8220;sliding door&#8221; See, if you&#8217;re a southern [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13729"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13737,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13729\/revisions\/13737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}