{"id":13720,"date":"2014-07-16T10:36:19","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T16:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/?p=13720"},"modified":"2014-07-16T10:36:19","modified_gmt":"2014-07-16T16:36:19","slug":"god-gave-it-to-us-loud-loser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/16\/god-gave-it-to-us-loud-loser\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;God Gave It To Us&#8221; &#038; Loud Loser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to understand the &#8216;Israeli Palestinian&#8217; conflict<\/p>\n<p>in a very simple way it is this: &#8220;No!!! God gave this land to<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13721\" title=\"Stop fighting funny\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Stop-fighting-funny.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Stop-fighting-funny.png 394w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Stop-fighting-funny-300x170.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/> (For realz)<\/p>\n<p>us!!!&#8221;. See, when both claim religious reasons for the <em>right<\/em><\/p>\n<p>the the land, you get this crazy insane silly hateful shit. Oh<\/p>\n<p>that must be a fun conversation. Could &#8220;God&#8221; maybe show<\/p>\n<p>up &amp; tell us who gave what to whom?!? That&#8217;s never gonna<\/p>\n<p>happen, so until then, we &#8216;deal&#8217; with this nutty, sad, violent<\/p>\n<p>insanity. Forget that Israel was literally given to the Jewish<\/p>\n<p>people by the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/British_Mandate_for_Palestine_%28legal_instrument%29\">Brits<\/a> after the &#8216;Ottoman Empire&#8217;, kicking out<\/p>\n<p>owners, the Palestinian people, making them move. Now a<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13722\" title=\"My Borhters kepper good\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/My-Borhters-kepper-good.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/My-Borhters-kepper-good.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/My-Borhters-kepper-good-300x184.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Gaza Strip)<\/p>\n<p>line on the Gaza strip, keeps getting &#8220;moved&#8221; like it&#8217;s a bad<\/p>\n<p>episode of the fucking <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_The_Brady_Bunch_episodes\">&#8220;Brady Bunch&#8221;<\/a>, when Bobby &amp; Peter<\/p>\n<p>put <em>tape<\/em> down the middle of the room. That&#8217;s the &#8216;level&#8217; we<\/p>\n<p>are dealing with here. Except instead of &#8220;tape&#8221; it&#8217;s &#8220;bombs&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>trying to kill other people. Until Hamas stops shooting fail<\/p>\n<p>rockets, &amp; Israel stops launchin&#8217; 4X of those&#8230;it never ends<\/p>\n<p>Boys, boys, boys. You BOTH have large dicks. Now put em<\/p>\n<p>away, &amp; start talking. Keep the line right down the middle,<\/p>\n<p>understand you BOTH have families you love&#8230;and people<\/p>\n<p>you care about. Keep as many around for as long as ya can<\/p>\n<p>At this rate, you are going wipe each other out, then Egypt<\/p>\n<p>gets all your land. Is that really what you loud kids want!?!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prick Rantelli&#8217;s Busted On His Nutty Nonsense Lies<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Rick Santelli&#8217;s loud bombastic horse shit has fully come to<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s end. The &#8220;Father&#8221; of the &#8216;Tea Party&#8217; was screaming this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/santelli_liesman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13723\" title=\"santelli_liesman\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/santelli_liesman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/santelli_liesman.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/santelli_liesman-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a>(Loud Noises!)<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I was right! I was right!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d *walks off-camera*<br \/>\n&#8220;End of conversation. Hasta la  vista!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Then the host Steve Liesman pointed out all his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediaite.com\/tv\/cnbc-reporter-torches-rick-santelli-nothing-youve-predicted-has-ever-come-true\/\">bigass lies<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your call for inflation&#8230;&#8230;.the destruction of the dollar, the<br \/>\nfailure of  the U.S. economy to rebound. Rick, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s impossible<br \/>\nfor you to have been  <em>more wrong<\/em>. Every single bit of advice<br \/>\nyou gave would have lost people  money, Rick&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.There is<br \/>\nno piece of advice that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve given that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s  worked, Rick. Not<br \/>\na single one\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8230;&#8230;..The higher interest rates never came.  The<br \/>\ninability of the U.S. to sell bonds never happened. The dollar<br \/>\nnever  crashed..There isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a single one that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s worked for you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t see a larger band handed bitch slap from a pimp<\/p>\n<p>And the sad part; when confronted with the statistical facts<\/p>\n<p>all Prick has is to irrationally keep yelling. Why?!?! When a<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13724\" title=\"Bitch Slap coupon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Bitch-Slap-coupon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"316\" height=\"159\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Bitch-Slap-coupon.jpg 633w, https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Bitch-Slap-coupon-300x151.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/>(Redeemed)<\/p>\n<p>liar is busted and wrong, keep yelling &amp; lying louder. Bravo<\/p>\n<p>Ricks &#8220;Turd train&#8221; has officially come to stop in the hot sun<\/p>\n<p>&amp; those who wanna get on board will just be covered in shit<\/p>\n<p>Have a day!<\/p>\n<div id=\"bolge-2615773292\" class=\"bolge-after-content bolge-entity-placement\"><ins class=\"adbladeads\" data-cid=\"44284-1271501652\" data-host=\"web.adblade.com\" data-tag-type=\"4\" data-protocol=\"https\" style=\"display:none\"><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to understand the &#8216;Israeli Palestinian&#8217; conflict in a very simple way it is this: &#8220;No!!! God gave this land to (For realz) us!!!&#8221;. See, when both claim religious reasons for the right the the land, you get this crazy insane silly hateful shit. Oh that must be a fun conversation. Could &#8220;God&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-comedy-satire"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bolgernow.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}